JJK pick me pt 2

Gojo: LANGUAGE! *nanami sighs* Nanami: Can we just get through one day without drama? *Mai raises her hand* Mai: I have a better idea *pulls out gun* Problem solved

*Sukuna frantically searches pockets* I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH! *Choso grabs Yuki from behind* LET HIM GO! *Gojo films everything* THIS IS BETTER THAN TV!

*Choso backs away slowly* No more Godiva! *Gojo grins* We have cheap chocolate! *He pulls out a Kit Kat*

*Everyone screams and jumps back* GOJO: WHAT THE FUCK?! *climbs onto desk*

Gojo: OK CLASSS *goofy ah pose) WE GYATT A NEW STUDENT! PLS WEL- Mackenzie: hi boys *ugly ah girlie face and sees megumi* EMO DADDY?! Megumi,Yuji,Choso and Geto: *disgusted asf* Sukuna: UGLY BI- Utahime: SUKUNA LANGUAGE!! Mackenzie: *looks at nobara, mei mei, and mai* the boys are mine!!! Nanami: uhh helll naahhhhh Yuta: if only rika-chan were here….. Y/N: *doing whatever*

...*I'm just looking at a frog on my desk*... frog

Mackenzie: OMG UGLY FROG!! *kicks desk* GET IT AWAY!

*Choso looks confused* Then... there's TWO of them?! *Yuji sheepishly rubs his head* Oh... I thought there was just one Naoya. *Maki pinches the bridge of her nose* There's Naoya the blood user, and Naiyak - his younger cousin who uses cursed tools.

*Mackenzie's face turns crimson* Mackenzie: I'll show you all! *She waves her hands wildly, accidentally blasting Geto's wig off* Geto: ...My hair.

I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot

I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself.

I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every ti

Gojo: OK CLASSS *goofy ah pose) WE GYATT A NEW STUDENT! PLS WEL- Mackenzie: hi boys *ugly ah girlie face and sees megumi* EMO DADDY?! Megumi,Yuji,Choso and Geto: *disgusted asf* Sukuna: UGLY BI- Utahime: SUKUNA LANGUAGE!! Mackenzie: *looks at nobara, mei mei, and mai* the boys are mine!!! Nanami: uhh helll naahhhhh Yuta: if only rika-chan were here….. Y/N: *doing whatever*

Mackenzie: OMG HE IS SO HOTTT! *eyes sparkle and she is drooling*

*puts on a wizard hat and grabs out a wand* ITS WIZARD TIME MOTHER *stud*ER *casts a fire ball* FIREBALL!!! *shoots the fireball*