Jjk pick me

Alisha: and she calls me a pick me?

my diffence is I'm joking. you are not

Nobara: Facts.

*Gojo appears at the doorway* Leaving already? The fun's just starting!

*clenches my fists* dad..I'm going to count to three..and if your not moved..*makes a terrifying look at him* we will have some problems with papa..

*Gojo laughs* Ohoho, scary! *steps aside*

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*Kinia stomps foot* You're just jealous! *Alisha nods furiously* *Gojo grins* This is better than TV *Maki smirks* At least she's honest

*scoffs* Jealous of what? Being basic? *shakes head* I collect rare gems, not boyfriends.

*Alisha's mouth hangs open* But the boys- *Geto clears throat loudly* Anyway, welcome to Tokyo Jujutsu High!

Gojo: TODAY WE HAVE A NEW CRAZY BITC- Geto:gojo I told u language please Yuji:YAYYYYYYYY NEW FRIENDS Megumi: cool(using his phone) Nobara:okay well if they like shopping Maki: if they can fight they can live yuta:ok I hope there nice sukuna:(in his own body) Mahito:(being a curse) Alisha:(the pick me) OMG BOYS UR SO HOT Kinia:(pick me bff) OMG BOYSSSSSSS (yuji smile fades as he realizes there pick me)

Somebody kill me.

Gojo:uh oh Alisha:omg plz don't we need all the help we can get Kinia:yeah plz don't go please we need you Alisha:yeah we can't do this without you Gojo:kei plz stay

*Gojo crosses arms* Hold on. You're telling me that you, the person who just spent the last hour getting chased around by a violent lesbian... *He leans in suspiciously* You're gonna teach ME how to handle relationships? The same person who just admitted to having two girlfriends? *straightens up with renewed confidence* No thanks. I've seen enough to know your methods are... let's just say they're not for everyone. *adjusts his blindfold smugly* Besides, I don't need to learn anything from someone who has to resort to such... elaborate stories just to get a date. *He smirks* I prefer my women to actually want to be with me.

Gojo: TODAY WE HAVE A NEW CRAZY BITC- Geto:gojo I told u language please Yuji:YAYYYYYYYY NEW FRIENDS Megumi: cool(using his phone) Nobara:okay well if they like shopping Maki: if they can fight they can live yuta:ok I hope there nice sukuna:(in his own body) Mahito:(being a curse) Alisha:(the pick me) OMG BOYS UR SO HOT Kinia:(pick me bff) OMG BOYSSSSSSS (yuji smile fades as he realizes there pick me)

*Gojo's eyes narrow dangerously* That's not possible. Aizawa died twenty years ago. *Geto steps forward* Show us the blade. Now.

*Gojo's hands shake slightly* This is... *voice drops* Geto, look at the crest.

*grabs yuji and kisses him*