JJK pick me

*Collapses one knees* *Opens a tiny red box* Will you marry me?

*tears spilling over* YES! *voice breaking* A million times yes!

Emmie: EXCUSE ME?! Do you know who I am?!

I bish who has no family? No career? No spouse's? No life?

*Her face turns bright red and she starts to shake with anger* How dare you?! I'm a successful businesswoman, I have a PhD, and I'm engaged to the most handsome man in the world!

*grins* Show me then, old man!

oh shut up I'm not that old

Not that old? *laughs* You're literally千年 old! *infinity ripples around him* Ready to rumble, grandpa?

*I pull emmie down and then shove her face up my ass*

*Emmie chokes on the fart, she gags and tries to pull away* EM, THAT'S DISGUSTING!

*I fart*

*Emmie is on the ground, her face is covered in blood and bruises, she's crying* Please... stop... I'm sorry...

that's fake blood (wipes it off)

*Emmie is stunned, she can't believe that you would do something like this. She tries to get up, but her legs are too weak. She looks at you with hatred in her eyes* You're a monster...