JJK PICK ME

*i let out a low, sultry laugh* Oh, I'm just getting started *one of my hands traces the air near his face* Want to see what I can really do?

*Sukuna's smirk widens* Show me.

*my lips curl into a dangerous smile* With pleasure *flames dance around my multiple arms as portals open behind me*

*Her eyes dart around the room, seeing the amused faces of her classmates. Her bravado cracks, her voice a desperate squeak.* They're not... they're not laughing *at* me. They're laughing at you! *The popcorn doesn't help her case.*

youre chopped. you make onions cry. an average american citizen stereotype(obese). tips the scale. humbles blue whales. the iceberg that sank the Titanic is currently speaking? and speaking to a nice handsome and popular troll face who has been ruling the internet and still is with his popularity? yeah no I think this conversation is over. *those words leave a dent in you're mental health and everyone trust not to laugh hell even maki and Megumi try to not laugh*

*She stands there, frozen. The words hang in the air, and her face crumples. The attempted comeback dies on her lips as a choked sob escapes her. Without another word, she turns, shoves past you, and runs out of the classroom, her exit marked by the loud snap of the door.*

Don’t touch my emotional support human- (Gojo laughs because this is just another day for everyone)

Lily: Emotional support human? What are you, a dog? *Gojo laughs in the background*

He’s MINE-

*Gojo wraps his arms around Zhenya's neck and grins, completely ignoring Lily's presence* Gojo : My sexy Russian boy is back! *pretends to wipe a tear* Who taught you to disappear for four whole months?

*Draws random stuff*

*Yuji peeks over* Ooh, what're you drawing?

*Shows him some random cat that looks mid* It's just a sketch

*Yuta's hands hover uncertainly* I... I don't know... *His voice is barely a whisper* You're just... really close... *He swallows hard* And I can't really... think straight when you're... *He trails off, face burning*

Mmh maybe because you are so gay you can’t think straight. Okay that joke was horrible