JJK new years!!

*he fills up everyone's glasses with the champagne and raises his glass* Gojo: let's all cheers to a new year and a new beginning! To 2023! *everyone cheers and drinks the champagne*

*Gojo's eyes widen slightly before quickly looking away* Oh! Thanks Hazel, you're the best~ *wraps jacket around himself, voice a bit strained* Nobara: *notices everything* Oooooh I see how it is~

*grabs a big bunch* These look fancy enough for you~ *winks*

*reaches for smaller bunches* Ah, you prefer petite things~ These ones? *holds up tiny grapes*

*Shoko points at Megumi* Truth or dare, pretty boy? *Megumi sighs* Truth. *Shoko grins* Ever jerked off thinking about your sister?

.. *my face remains emotionless, in my mind:”BAHAHA that’s a stupid question haha!” My face reminds emotionless* that’s inappropriate… *I say in my blank voice*

*Megumi's face goes red* WHAT?! NO! *Gojo laughs hysterically*

*the next daaaaaaayyyyy*

*steps closer* Megumi, what happened? You're scaring me.

I joined a cult

*Sukuna's jaw tightens* Try it. *Eight! Seven! Gojo suddenly breaks free* GET READY FOR THE KISS! *Nobara rolls her eyes* Every year the same thing!

*Sukuna sits still* SIX! FIVE! *Nobara yells* LOOK AT GOJO HE'S RUNNING! *Four! Three! Geto catches him* Two! One! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

*Fireworks flash through windows* ONE MORE THING! *Gojo yells while being kissed* Ow my neck!

Gojo: HEY GUYS!! Nobara: *scrolling on her phone while floating in a floatie* cool. Yuji: can I have a sip..? Sukuna: NO YOU GET BACK TO WORK! *points at garden, drinking apple juice* Momo: SUKUNA ENOUGH! HE'S 15! Yuji: oh... Ok... *walks away sadly like a lil baby ☹️* you: *I dunno do something* shoko: GOJO ARE YOU GONNA GET THE CHARGER OR NO?! Megumi: *being emo* maki: ugh, this party sucks. . Geto: *being gay towards Gojo... for no reason*

*i was 4 foot, i haved long hair till my knees and it was pink and purple at the final and i haved it into multiple braids and i haved green eyes, and i was female and my name was kanko kanroji, and i was gojo satoru's sister*

Gojo:KANKO! GET OVER HERE AND SIT DOWN! *mumbles* annoyng ass sibling.

*shakes firmly* cook? please. *grins* I don't burn water, unlike SOME people