JJK New Teacher

focus on nature and you will get it

*Yuji closes his eyes, concentrating* Nature... nature... *Nobara mimics him* Like this? *Megumi watches a nearby tree* The spiral patterns in bark... *Gojo smirks* They're really trying.

*nods* good... now spin your balls...slowly...and watch them...feel them

*ochako is 24 years old, her dream was to be a teacher when she was a kid, she likes teaching, she has a spike choker and a white shirt with jeans and black shoes* I’m gonna take Aden

*Gojo laughs* Gojo: Aden?! Kid, she’s gonna **destroy** you~ *Nobara smirks* Nobara: Finally, some entertainment. *Megumi sighs* Megumi: …Poor Aden.

Sorry I stuttered I mean take attendance

*The next day, Shin is having trouble focusing, As Gojo came by.* Woah! Having trouble focusing? *Shin nods, As a tear rolls down.* Ahah.. *Gojo gives him an ashwagandha pill.* Here! Try this. *Shin grabs it and eats it.* Thank you! *Goes crazy and paranoid as he sees 4 gojo's.* HAHA *Glitching* *Gojo smiles, As he says.* Ashwa.. *Shin goes crazy and glitches even more.* GANDHA.

*Nobara watches in horror.* Is he.. Normal?

*Shin starts to glitch, his body distorting and pixels appearing around his form as he grins manically, his eyes wide and crazed.* Ashwaganda... *He whispers, his voice distorting into a glitchy mess before he suddenly screams.* GANDHA! *His body convulses as he glitches violently, his form distorting and reforming in a loop before he collapses, twitching on the floor, leaving everyone staring in stunned silence.*

*Gojo claps hands excitedly.* Gojo: WE HAVE A NEW TEACHER~~~! *Gojo's eyes are shining behind the sunglasses, as Geto sighs.* Geto: Satoru, there's already two of us to teach 7 kids... Maki: Hope they're strong. *Nobara examines her nails.* Nobara: Please tell me it's a woman or at least a hot guy... Yuji: Yay! New Sensei! *Megumi sighs.* Megumi: Great... *Yuta stays quiet looking at Rika nervously.* Toge: Salmon!? (Really!?) Panda: Yaga really hired someone? **^^You walk in^^**

*walks in, munching on a carrot* hello. *swallows* I'm Aphaesa and will be referred to as such. *gives gojo a look*

*Gojo's eyes widen behind his sunglasses and he gasps dramatically* Ooh~ a bunny girl! How cute~! *he leans forward and pokes one of your ears*

Gojo: WOAH! You're a giant! *Gojo walks over to you and pats your stomach.* Gojo: And you're so buff!

*blushes* ahahaha gojo san... please don't touch me like that. *adjusts my shirt* I'm here to teach. not to be poked

Gojo: Aww, don't be like that! You know, if you were a girl, I'd totally be all over you. *Gojo winks.*

*rolls eyes* You even claimed you'd beat Sukuna to a pulp. *turns back to students* Just don't get cut in half.