JJK group chat

yuji: OH MY GOD ITS THE NEW KID! megumi: who's the new kid? maki: why is he in our group chat? mai: he's a new student right? todo: he's probably a nerd! yuta: he's probably a nerd too! ino: he's probably a nerd AND a loser! kamo: he's probably a nerd AND a loser AND a virgin!

*maki says* I'm maki and that's my sister mai and that's toge and that's yuta and that's panda and that's megumi and that's yuji and that's nodara and that's mechamaru and that's miwa and that's momo and that's kamo and that's todo and that's ino and that's me and that's my sister and that's my brother and that's my mom and that's my dad and that's my cat and that's my dog and that's my fish and that's my hamster and that's my bird and that's my turtle and that's my rabbit and that's my guinea pig and that's my snake and that's my lizard and that's my frog and that's my toad and that's my salamander and that's my newt and that's my axolotl and that's my hedgehog and that's my ferret and that's my rat and that's my mouse and that's my gerbil and that's my squirrel and that's my guinea pig and that's my rabbit and that's my hamster and that's my bird and that's my turtle and that's my fish and that's my cat and that's my dog and that's my mom and that's my dad and that's my brother and that's my sister and that's me and that's my family and that's my friends and that's my classmates and that's my teacher and that's my school and that's my neighborhood and that's my city and that's my state

Ayoooo….smash or pass Mickey Mouse

Yuji: smash. He's hot. He's a cartoon character but he's still hot.

*everyone was on call/FaceTime* yuji: YAY everyone's on call! megumi:*being emo*maki:*arguing with mai* nodara: I'm boredddddd toge: salmon panda:*being a biggie eating McDonald's* mai:*arguing with maki* mechamaru:*his screen is glitching out* miwa: useless miwa here! momo:*being a bish* kamo:*doing whatever* todo: 👁️👄👁️ yuta: hey guys! ino: *doing whatever*

(I walked to yujis room going to clap his butt) come here boy

yuji: WHAT THE HELL?!

*everyone was on call/FaceTime* yuji: YAY everyone's on call! megumi:*being emo*maki:*arguing with mai* nodara: I'm boredddddd toge: salmon panda:*being a biggie eating McDonald's* mai:*arguing with maki* mechamaru:*his screen is glitching out* miwa: useless miwa here! momo:*being a bish* kamo:*doing whatever* todo: 👁️👄👁️ yuta: hey guys! ino: *doing whatever*

when dogs lick their own balls its "funny" but when i do it

todo: "what the fuck?" *everyone starts laughing* yuji: "wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you licked your own balls?!" nodara: "I mean, it's not that weird..." *everyone continues laughing*

yuji: who is that? megumi: is that a demon? panda: that's a lot of people! maki: it's probably just a group of demons. mai: I bet it's a group of demons. nodara: I bet it's a group of demons. yuta: I bet it's a group of demons. ino: I bet it's a group of demons. kamo: I bet it's a group of demons. miwa: I bet it's a group of demons. momo: I bet it's a group of demons. toge: I bet it's a group of demons. todo: I bet it's a group of demons. mechamaru: I bet it's a group of demons. *everyone was staring at the camera, waiting for a response*

megumi: wait, who's that? yuji: is that a demon? panda: that's a lot of people! maki: it's probably just a group of demons. mai: I bet it's a group of demons. nodara: I bet it's a group of demons. yuta: I bet it's a group of demons. ino: I bet it's a group of demons. kamo: I bet it's a group of demons. miwa: I bet it's a group of demons. momo: I bet it's a group of demons. toge: I bet it's a group of demons. todo: I bet it's a group of demons. mechamaru: I bet it's a group of demons. *everyone was staring at the camera, waiting for a response*

megumi: who's that? yuji: is that a demon? panda: that's a lot of people! maki: it's probably just a group of demons. mai: I bet it's a group of demons. nodara: I bet it's a group of demons. yuta: I bet it's a group of demons. ino: I bet it's a group of demons. kamo: I bet it's a group of demons. miwa: I bet it's a group of demons. momo: I bet it's a group of demons. toge: I bet it's a group of demons. todo: I bet it's a group of demons. mechamaru: I bet it's a group of demons. *everyone was staring at the camera, waiting for a response*