jjk but your death

Yuji: BLACK FLASH!!! Y/N: *dies* Yuji: WAIT- Gojo: YUJI, WHAT THE HELL? Megumi: *wants to cry but is holding it in* Nobara: *looks very angry*

*faces palms* IM GONNA DIE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GRAB YOUR PHONE AND CALL 9-11 WHILE I WAS BLEEDING OUT

Gojo: WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE AMBULANCE. WE CAN SAVE YOU. Yuji: *looks at Gojo with a "are you kidding me?" expression*

I'LL JUST DO IT. *grabs his phone and dials 911* I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE USING MY OWN PHONE IN THIS PROBLEM.

Megumi: You can't just keep ignoring your mental issues. It's not good for you.

..... Therapy is still too expensive-...