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*does 4 domains and sukuna clutches his heart falling doen*

*He clutches his chest, a look of pure shock on his face as he falls to his knees. The manic grin is gone, replaced by disbelief.* What... is this? *He glares up at you, his voice a rasp.* Is this supposed to kill me? Pathetic.

Just a test*

*signs “alright, should i get an actual apartment for the kid to live with me or am i allowed to have a kid in my dorm room?”*

*Geto and Shoko exchange glances* Shoko: Technically against the rules... *pauses* But who'll stop you? *Gojo grins* I'm the principal's son!

*grins against your lips* How about I make us something quick? *traces fingers along your jaw* Can't have you fainting on me.

*you were walking in the mall whit gojo and geto as usual,then a girl runs up to gojo,scared a bit,she says whit a trembling voice* little girls: daddy! *gojo looks down at her and says* oh,*chuckles* I’m not your dad little girl! *a old man comes up and grabs the girls arm* old man: sorry,*his grip tightens,as he glances at the girls arm,angry a bit* she’s joking.*he takes the girls arm away,the girl struggling a bit,gojo looks at geto laughing* kids these days! *geto laughs back* yeah!(bye!)

What the FUCK just happened.

*the girls screams are heard in the distance*

*Gojo grins wickedly* Oh absolutely not! *nudges yuzuki* Three-way kiss victims for life!

*groans* Don't remind me. *shoves him* I'm deleting this memory tonight.

*Gojo laughs* Too late! Already screenshotting this moment for posterity!

*grimace slightly* okay then..*shifts to get more comfortable*

*farts loudly in sleep*

realy?

*the girl leans her head against your arm* Can we stay together forever? *Gojo freezes mid-bite* Oh. *Geto puts his pizza down slowly*

Were gonna keep her till we find her parent for the mean time im her mother and your the father *looks at geto*

*Geto's eyes widen* Wait, what?! *Gojo grins wickedly* This is priceless!

I already told the man yoru the father