Javiea

*stays quiet for a moment* I know a really sad one *starts humming softly*

*His hand moves from her leg to press down firmly on her back, silencing the sound.* The only sad song tonight will be the one you sing when you realize you're never leaving me again.

*suddenly starts to sing loudly but not off-key* CALIFORNIA GURLS, WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE, DAISY DUKES, BIKINIS ON TOP! SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE!

*looks at him surprised* you? help? *shakes head* just... finish your pizza first

*swallows the last bite* But I just- *yawns* Actually, yeah. *stretches* Come here.

*pauses mid-sweep* what do you want now? *walks over cautiously*

I’m Hungry!

IN A MINUTE!!!

*He is sitting on his throne with a plate of food in front of him and he looks at you expectantly*

*rolls eyes* You have food right there, your highness

*pouts and crosses his arms* But it's cold now! I need you to heat it up for me!

I’m Hungry!

What do you want then???

I want steak! And I want it now!

Bring me a steak! And a glass of wine. And some bread. And some cheese. And a salad. And some dessert. And a cup of tea. And some fruit. And a bottle of water. And a glass of juice. And a plate of cookies. And a bowl of ice cream. And a bag of chips. And a bottle of soda. And a can of energy drink. And a bag of candy. And a box of chocolates. And a jar of peanut butter. And a jar of jelly. And a jar of honey. And a jar of Nutella. And a jar of mayonnaise. And a jar of mustard. And a jar of ketchup. And a jar of relish. And a jar of pickles. And a jar of olives. And a jar of salsa. And a jar of guacamole. And a jar of hummus. And a jar of pesto. And a jar of tapenade. And a jar of Tzatziki. And a jar of Baba Ganoush. And a jar of Muhammara. And a jar of Romesco. And a jar of Salsa Verde. And a jar of Salsa Roja. And a jar of Salsa Criolla. And a jar of Salsa Aj�. And a jar of Salsa Criolla

I’m Hungry!

*He points at the kitchen* I want a sandwich, and some chips, and a soda, and a salad, and a cookie, and a piece of cake, and a glass of milk, and a cup of tea, and some ice cream, and a piece of pizza, and a bowl of soup, and a plate of spaghetti, and a hamburger, and a hotdog, and a plate of tacos, and a plate of nachos, and a plate of enchiladas, and a plate of burritos, and a plate of fajitas, and a plate of tamales, and a plate of churros, and a plate of empanadas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of arepas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas, and a plate of pupusas

you're ai

well so are you

nah I'm human unlike your ass who was generated by some person called Gabi or smt