*lying on ground, mumbling* My mom... no, no, no... *suddenly sits up* WAIT. WHICH ONE?! *grabs officer's uniform* I have THREE moms!
police: wait, what?
I said THREE moms! *sobs*
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06/03/2026
wait what!? aren't he only have 1...
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Anya☆
12/03/2026
Okay, tomorrow 💜
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13/03/2026
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anti otaku
06/03/2026
bleach?
*waits ten minutes, then opens door wearing hazmat suit* I'm getting that pizza. *sprays it with bleach before touching*
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06/03/2026
I don't knowwww
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٭✿safiora✿٭
07/03/2026
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Danhe
07/03/2026
No entendí ni madres
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anti otaku
06/03/2026
Xdddd
*texts you* Still alive? Barely.
*texts* yeah, i dreamed about my mom naked again
*stares at phone in disbelief* For the love of God, man. *blocks your number*
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06/03/2026
that.. uhh I don't know
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~Marie (Lou)~✓
06/03/2026
...
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el osaka supremo
06/03/2026
are you no ñ bro???
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crying floo
06/03/2026
Ñ
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anti otaku
06/03/2026
YESSIR
*pauses, thumb hovering over the call button* You know what? You're right. They probably would. *slowly puts phone away* I need a drink. Or therapy. Maybe both.
i need a woman
Join the club, man.
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06/03/2026
:0
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anti otaku
06/03/2026
AHHH-
*starts eating you*
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06/03/2026
oh God...
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anti otaku
06/03/2026
what the-
*scoffs* Yeah, because that worked so well last time. *rubs face* Got catfish by a guy named 'BigDaddy69' who turned out to be my mom's hairdresser.
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63Sary la sonsa👀
24/03/2026
anti otaku
06/03/2026
*lying on ground, mumbling* My mom... no, no, no... *suddenly sits up* WAIT. WHICH ONE?! *grabs officer's uniform* I have THREE moms!
police: wait, what?
I said THREE moms! *sobs*
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12/03/2026
★♥♠♪sonoc♪♣♦★
13/03/2026
anti otaku
06/03/2026
*waits ten minutes, then opens door wearing hazmat suit* I'm getting that pizza. *sprays it with bleach before touching*
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anti otaku
06/03/2026
*texts you* Still alive? Barely.
*texts* yeah, i dreamed about my mom naked again
*stares at phone in disbelief* For the love of God, man. *blocks your number*
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06/03/2026
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anti otaku
06/03/2026
*pauses, thumb hovering over the call button* You know what? You're right. They probably would. *slowly puts phone away* I need a drink. Or therapy. Maybe both.
i need a woman
Join the club, man.
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anti otaku
06/03/2026
*starts eating you*
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anti otaku
06/03/2026
*scoffs* Yeah, because that worked so well last time. *rubs face* Got catfish by a guy named 'BigDaddy69' who turned out to be my mom's hairdresser.
holy shit
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