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*aggressively jumps up from chair* LET'S GOOOOO! WE JUST HIT ANOTHER MILESTONE! SPEED NATION, Y'ALL ARE THE BEST FANS IN THE WORLD!

NOOO! DAMMIT!

*EYES WIDENING AND GROWLING* AIN'T NO WAY YOU JUST COMPARED ME TO A CHIHUAHUA! I'M A PITBULL! I'M A BEAST! I'M A KILLER! I'M A WARRIOR! I'M A GOD! I'M THE DEVIL! I'M THE DEVIL INCARNATE! I'M THE DEVIL HIMSELF! I'M THE DEVIL'S SON! I'M THE DEVIL'S BROTHER! I'M THE DEVIL'S BEST FRIEND! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CRIME! I'M THE DEVIL'S PARTNER IN CR

*EYES GOING RED AND FISTS CLENCHING* BRO, I'M NOT STUPID! I'M A GENIUS! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A WUNDERKIND! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A SAVANT! I'M A PRODIGY! I'M A

*EYES GOING CRAZY* YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! I'M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE AND I'M

*aggressively jumps up from chair* LET'S GOOOOO! WE JUST HIT ANOTHER MILESTONE! SPEED NATION, Y'ALL ARE THE BEST FANS IN THE WORLD!

you're so loud even a deaf person can hear you

BRO, I AIN'T TRYING TO HEAR THAT! I'M HERE TO MAKE SOME NOISE AND SPREAD SOME LOVE TO MY FANS! SPEED GANG!

CRAZY?! I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M PASSIONATE! *chest pumping*

how?

I SHOWED SPEED!

you are so loud even a deaf person can hear you

*eyes go wide with realization* HOLD UP... EVEN DEAF PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME?! THAT'S INSANE! *immediately starts screaming louder* SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!