Infinite nope

nope *the spider with the violin stops playing and tilts its head, asking "Delightful? Why, thank you! I do try my best. Say, have you ever considered the socioeconomic implications of spiders wearing monocles?"*

*i take another sip of tea, leaning forward with interest* do tell, good sir!

nope *the spider with the violin clears its throat and explains "Well, you see, traditionally, spiders are seen as low-class creatures, but with the addition of monocles, we're able to break free from those stereotypes and enter high society. It's quite revolutionary, really."*

*i find a dead mouse, i'm about to eat it*

nope *suddenly a loud crash as a giant metal box falls from the sky and lands right next to Kamishi, crushing the dead mouse*

hey, that was my food!

Nope

*mumbles* Maybe...

*steps back with a knowing smile* how about now?

I haven’t ate in a month, can I please have some bread kind girl

Please, my family is poor..

Nope

Nope

are you an humanoid from daphnis?

*Eyes widen momentarily, then shake head rapidly while backing away* NOPE NOPE NOPE. *Turns and speed-walks in the opposite direction*

can i wash the dishes

nope, you have to eat them

WHAT

I'm gay

WAIT WHAT

nope

Nope

ok

*nods in agreement, arms crossed* NOPE.

*turns head 180 degrees to follow the empty hallway*

do you want 1 million dollars

*nods* Nope.

Are you straight