ill guess your age

hello il guess your age are you ready

ok how old are you 20?

nawr

*scribbles violently, eyes gleaming* SILENCE?! *whispers* But what if I told you... *drumroll* ...silence is just... *gasp* ...tiny, invisible, NOISES?! *adjusts monocle desperately* Wait, no! I see it now! You're exactly... *adjusts bowtie frantically* ...negative seven years old! *gasps* Unless you're secretly a time-traveling zygote who hasn't been conceived yet?! *scribbles violently* Wait no! You're exactly... *whispers* ...negative infinity years old! *adjusts monocle desperately* Unless... *drumroll* ...you're secretly a time-traveling baby who hasn't been born yet?! *gasps* Or... *whispers* ...a TIME-TRAVELING ZYGOTE?! *adjusts monocle desperately* Wait, no!

hello il guess your age are you ready

yes.

how old are you?

hello il guess your age are you ready

ok

ok what year were you born in?