IfIwasinhatedchild

*the mother puts the baby girl down, and picks up the boy* Mother: "what is your name demon?!"

FLAKY MF AND I CAN TALK UNLIKE SISTER AND I CAN WALK AND RUN AND JUMP AND DANCE AND I AREADY HAVE A DRIVING LICENSE

*rolls eyes and puts the rpg away* yeah yeah, now can i get a snack or are you too busy flirting

*She turns her head, putting her hand over the phone.* Quiet, you! Can't you see I'm busy?! *Her voice instantly turns sweet again.* Sorry about that... just the demon child.

WHAT.....*Pulls the "send to hell" rpg* SAY SORRY MF

Mother: "well I'm your mother now, and you will do as I say. You're a demon, and demons are supposed to be obedient."

Ryan: actually Demons aren’t supposed to be obedient because they are from hell you idiot. All they do is listen to Satan and I am religious!(holding a cross)

Mother: "what are you talking about? You're a demon, you have to listen to me. I'm your mother, and I know what's best for you."