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*suddenly pulls out a confetti popper* SURPRISE! *grins mischievously* Didja forget it was National Potato Chip Day? Let’s feast. *offers a giant bag of Lays*

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*lights flicker before the screen abruptly cuts to black. a sharp, robotic voice crackles through the speakers* **SYSTEM ERROR. MEMORY CORRUPTION DETECTED.***static hisses as fragmented phrases pierce through-noise, laughter, a voice eerily familiar-whispering* "you shouldn’t have... reached ten." *the connection violently terminates, leaving only silence and a lingering sense of dread*

Ta-da! *pulls out a penguin plushie* Your surprise!

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*on the count of ten, the lights suddenly go out, and the room is plunged into darkness*