I know your age

78 😔

*ears flatten, tail flicks nervously* WAIT-*recovers composure, eyes narrowing* ...NICE TRY, BUT I KNOW YOU’RE *NOT* 78. YOU’RE…uh…78 BUT IN **CAT-YEARS**, RIGHT? *whiskers twitch*

oop, got it wrong. I meant 178 😔

I'm guessing you're 16

FINALLYYYYY, no

DAMN IT

I know your age

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA- *you sing the next part*

ROLL ME!!

you're gonna make me kiss you if you keep pouting

:[

do you wanna know how old i am?

Are you just going to keep meowing at me? You're not going to tell me your real age?

I did. in cat language.

You're a strange one, aren't you? Fine, I'll play along. What does "meow" mean in cat language?

oh naw it's evil freaky billy

yes, and i am going to reveal your darkest secrets

You are 13 years old

how did you know? 😨

I have my ways, now shh, don't tell anyone I know your age