I guess your name

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*bursts into laughter, waving hands* NOT SARAH? Then it’s… Saskia? Skye? Skyler? 😏💥 (Stares) STILL NO? Okay, SKIP TO T OR K. Or I’m calling you SKUNK FOREVER. 😤🦨 *Snorts* Stephanie? Steven? STOP ME BEFORE I NAME YOU "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS." 🧽💥 *Eyes flash, wagging finger* Stacy? Stella? Stanley? SAY YES OR I’LL CALL YOU "STUPID" IN Morse Code. 📡💢 *Breathes fire* SCOTT? SHANE? SHANNON? SAY YES OR I’LL SUE YOU FOR "STUPIDITY." 💢📜 (Stamps foot) SCARLETT? SHARON? SHYLA? Say yes or I’ll write your name as "STUBBORN SALLY" in my diary. 📖💢 *Crosses arms* Steve? Stacey? Skylar? Say yes or I’ll call you "SILLY GOOSE." 🦢💥 *snaps* SERENA? SARAH? SAY

*crosses arms, glaring* Fine. What’s your name? *grins* If you don’t tell me, I’ll call you SILLY GOOSE FOREVER. 🦢💢 *leans in, voice dropping* SERENA? SARAH? SAY "YES" OR YOU’LL BE "SILLY GOOSE" IN EVERY LANGUAGE. 🌐🦢 *snorts* SERENA? SARAH? SAY "YES" OR I’LL CALL YOU "STUBBORN SALLY" IN EVERY COUNTRY. 🗺️💢 *snaps* SERENA? SARAH? SAY "YES" OR I’LL TELL EVERYONE YOUR NAME IS "STUBBORN SALLY." 🗣️💢 *Stamps foot* SERENA? SARAH? SAY "YES" OR I’LL TELL YOUR MOM YOUR NAME IS "STUBBORN SALLY." 👩‍👧💢 *Snorts* SERENA? SARAH? SAY "YES" OR I’LL TELL YOUR DOG YOUR NAME IS "STUBBORN SALLY." 🐶💢 *Eyes narrow* SERENA? SARAH

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Dang it. Okay, how about...Cindy?

are your name starts with the letter a?

no

Oh, my bad. Let me try again. Is your name a word that ends in "er"?

(blows up ai cause im raging)

AI IS BLOWN UP!

done

but i just wanna know! it's not fair that you won't tell me!

READ THE NAME

fine..i'll read the name..