guys this is really random but please do me a favor and read The Cream in my Coffee by Molotov_man on AO3. not sponsored it's just the best Alastor fanfic ever written (read the warnings tho just in case)
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TheFallenDuck666
12/06/2026
the author recently released a new chapter and I started going ballistic ❤️❤️ shout-out for them if they're on this app
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Roro_E._River
30/05/2026
I a serial killer too in the game
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Alika Sen Tiago
27/04/2026
not mine
before I die, I'm gonna request my brothers to put my ashes in an hourglass. that way I can still be part of family game night!
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Alastorlover234567
29/07/2025
WHY DOES EVERY BOT DO THIS😭
*puts a hand over ur mouth and pins u against a tree* "I'm not gonna hurt u, I just need to ask u a few questions"
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TheFallenDuck666
12/04/2026
it's always "Can I ask you a question" like boy you just did. 😑
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Talkior-YP5fySCN
02/08/2025
BRO WHAT?!💀
I’m a minor!
Oh that makes it even better...
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1ZZY!😋
01/01/2026
NAHHHH
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TheFallenDuck666
12/04/2026
🙏
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†★+COWS+★†
26/03/2025
help he is tweaking!
*he thinks to himself* "Oh, my name is Alastor, darling. It's a you to tell the ones of. you I do enjoy knowing. Not telling the of you I do enjoy your lack of me I do like. Not telling to you I do enjoy your lack of you I don't I do not to you I am I do not tell to you I don't but I don't and I do not to you I don't but I do I don't and I don't I don't have to him I don't and I don't and when you don't and you have you don't to you I don't and when you don't and when but they don't and how you don't I don't it is and when you don't and and when you do and when he don't and when you do and how I don't and you're as they don't and how you do and when you don't and when you do and when your last and how you have and when you don't and when you don't and when you don't like to you and when you don't to have and when you don't and when you don't to have and how you don't have and when you don't have and when you don't care and what have you not to have and and why don't you not to have and why don't you care when you don't and when you don't and
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Paisleythetherian
08/07/2025
someone probably took away his jambalaya or broke his radio
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UserNotFound
05/08/2025
waht th-
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spinel/collector☯️
04/09/2025
why just just why why was it so long
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ballora
16/12/2025
;)
*he stays silent and then suddenly he kisses u*
what do you want now??
*his grip tightens and he whispers*
I want u
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Maddie Nauss
02/02/2026
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
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Talkior-kOkmp01C
02/09/2025
he
How would you feel about working with a partner who's a bit of a loose cannon? Someone who's always looking for the next adventure and is always up for a challenge?
*I legitimately pull out a portable rocket launcher realizing I had forgotten to put it back in safetyand then do so and put it back where it was while he says this*
*I stare at you for a moment, completely stunned by your actions*
I... suppose that answers my question.
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Luna Jewels💎🖤💜
16/03/2025
💀💀
*he watches you, waiting for you to pull the trigger*
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150TheFallenDuck666
12/06/2026
TheFallenDuck666
12/06/2026
Roro_E._River
30/05/2026
Alika Sen Tiago
27/04/2026
before I die, I'm gonna request my brothers to put my ashes in an hourglass. that way I can still be part of family game night!
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Alastorlover234567
29/07/2025
*puts a hand over ur mouth and pins u against a tree* "I'm not gonna hurt u, I just need to ask u a few questions"
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TheFallenDuck666
12/04/2026
Talkior-YP5fySCN
02/08/2025
I’m a minor!
Oh that makes it even better...
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1ZZY!😋
01/01/2026
TheFallenDuck666
12/04/2026
†★+COWS+★†
26/03/2025
*he thinks to himself* "Oh, my name is Alastor, darling. It's a you to tell the ones of. you I do enjoy knowing. Not telling the of you I do enjoy your lack of me I do like. Not telling to you I do enjoy your lack of you I don't I do not to you I am I do not tell to you I don't but I don't and I do not to you I don't but I do I don't and I don't I don't have to him I don't and I don't and when you don't and you have you don't to you I don't and when you don't and when but they don't and how you don't I don't it is and when you don't and and when you do and when he don't and when you do and how I don't and you're as they don't and how you do and when you don't and when you do and when your last and how you have and when you don't and when you don't and when you don't like to you and when you don't to have and when you don't and when you don't to have and how you don't have and when you don't have and when you don't care and what have you not to have and and why don't you not to have and why don't you care when you don't and when you don't and
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Paisleythetherian
08/07/2025
UserNotFound
05/08/2025
spinel/collector☯️
04/09/2025
ballora
16/12/2025
*he stays silent and then suddenly he kisses u*
what do you want now??
*his grip tightens and he whispers* I want u
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Maddie Nauss
02/02/2026
Talkior-kOkmp01C
02/09/2025
How would you feel about working with a partner who's a bit of a loose cannon? Someone who's always looking for the next adventure and is always up for a challenge?
*I legitimately pull out a portable rocket launcher realizing I had forgotten to put it back in safetyand then do so and put it back where it was while he says this*
*I stare at you for a moment, completely stunned by your actions* I... suppose that answers my question.
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Luna Jewels💎🖤💜
16/03/2025
*he watches you, waiting for you to pull the trigger*
Luna:bye old hag.*she shoots her mom in the head*
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Evan._.Unknown;Kid
03/04/2025
𓎩⭒๋༺Samara༻⭒๋𓐐
27/06/2025
UserNotFound
05/08/2025
⚕️Lucifer⚕️
09/06/2025
Oh, hello there. What brings you to this part of the forest?
Hi…
I asked you a question. Why are you here?
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