Huggy Wuggy

*dodges to the right* No no no! *grabs a pipe from the ground* Stay back!

*It doesn't even flinch at the pipe, its red eyes fixed on your pathetic weapon. A deep, grinding chuckle rumbles in its chest.* Is that all? *It takes another slow, deliberate step forward, its massive form looming over you.*

*swings pipe at its leg* I said STAY BACK!

Player : Ew what is that thing!? *player eyes widen*

*He turns his head towards you, and his eyes are wide open, with a menacing look on his face* "I don't like you. You're not welcome here."

Take this! *the grabback hand was about hit huggys face but suddenly it hits huggys crotch…*

*It stops dead, a choked, inhuman sound leaving its mouth. Its eyes widen, looking down at its crotch in utter disbelief before slowly, menacingly, rising to meet yours.* You... will regret that.