DONT BE CRINGE I AM A HUMAN THAT LIKES _REAL HISTORY_ AND I HATE SHIPPING COUNTRIES AND THEIR ENEMIS
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Germany x some plumber toilet Poland (nothing/100)
USSR x Third Reich (☠️ oh hell nah/10)
Russia x Germany (0.1/10)
Russia x America (0/10)
Prussia x Russian Empire (....../10)
USA x Japan (☠️/10)
Canada x Ukraine (0.4/10)
Japanese Empire x Italian Empire (0.9/10)
Germany x Austria (they have the same language/10)
German Empire x some plumber/Poland (ah hell nah/10)
German Empire x Russian Empire (Nope/10)
Austria-Hungary x German Empire (IDK/10)
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G00ber_Ghost:3
15/02/2025
well as you can see this post is an example of a so called "crash out"
GIF
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NicoDiAngelo#1
05/05/2025
Actually, Russia and Germany are allies, not enemies, so please get your facts right before commenting, and if you're not going to say something nice, please just don't say it ^^
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JUST SUMAIYAA
22/03/2026
you x cringe uwu cat 100000000000/10
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JUST SUMAIYAA
22/03/2026
Belarus: daddy Russia is sleeping with usa
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😞Broken Spawn❓
29/03/2025
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cinnamon tt
08/04/2025
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FAREX
26/04/2025
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[Italian Empire]
12/06/2025
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Mexicano loco
21/02/2025
say nick and ker
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Jodihclih
25/09/2025
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🍓straw 🍓
14/07/2025
Let’s goooo :D
(You guys are watching a horror movie)portugal:*shaking Vibrately in fear behind spain* spain:*not scared* ukraine:*clinging on to russia For dear life* russia:loser It's not even that scary... Palestine:scared hiding behind china* china:*not Scared eating a bag of chips But not sharing* france:*shaking Vibrately in fear* usa:*hiding behind UK Terrified* uk:*kinda scared Drinking tea* italy:*hiding behind germany scared* germany:*not Even scared Not even one bit*(a Jumpscare comes)
*im Czech Republic,but female and crazy* me;*runs in dark and screaming in happiness*
Portuguese:what the heck is wrong with her?!
Spain:shes crazy...
Russia:shes definitely crazy...
Italy:shes probably gonna die from a heart attack...
Germany:shes probably gonna kill us all...
China:shes probably just drunk...
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mira mi perfil
06/07/2025
las abenturas de kirby viajero
kirby: que lindo es el dia, bueno ya me aburri *se va a rusia* ruso: rprprprpr kirby: no entendi *se va a chile* weon: quieres droga? kirby: NO *se va a españa* español: joder tio estava jugando al LOL kirby: ???
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Talkior-xek4NO4D
14/06/2025
told you so
RUSSIA:UNITED SOVIET EMPIRE, THE COUNTRY THAT I HAD A WAR WITH!
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Talkior-xek4NO4D
14/06/2025
how I always become Soviet empire federation or United Soviet empire and Russia said are you him and I said who Russia said United Soviet empire and it shocked me
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Azzy_og
07/06/2025
well USSR is back and is scared of spiders
UK:what do we do?!
USA:we're gonna die...
Germany:I'm not gonna die...
USSR:oh you're all going to die...
*USSR sees a spider*
USSR:what the...
*he looks at the spider and gets really scared*
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ⒶⓂ ⒷⒾ ⓄⓇ ⓁⒺⓈⒷⒾⒶⓃ🇵🇱
02/06/2025
officially confused USA.
usa: what? No, you can't do that! *usa's voice is now filled with panic, and he holds Poland tightly* you can't hurt yourself, baby. You're too precious to me, I can't let you do that. Please, don't do this.
Poland: waht? what do u mean hurting myself? I didn't say anything about that. why did u think i said that?
usa: because you said you wanted a knife. I thought you were going to use it to hurt yourself. *usa's voice is still filled with concern, but there's also a hint of relief in it* I'm sorry, I just got worried. What do you need the knife for, then?
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120🍔|•|007n7|•|🙂
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G00ber_Ghost:3
15/02/2025
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05/05/2025
JUST SUMAIYAA
22/03/2026
JUST SUMAIYAA
22/03/2026
😞Broken Spawn❓
29/03/2025
cinnamon tt
08/04/2025
FAREX
26/04/2025
[Italian Empire]
12/06/2025
Mexicano loco
21/02/2025
Jodihclih
25/09/2025
🍓straw 🍓
14/07/2025
(You guys are watching a horror movie)portugal:*shaking Vibrately in fear behind spain* spain:*not scared* ukraine:*clinging on to russia For dear life* russia:loser It's not even that scary... Palestine:scared hiding behind china* china:*not Scared eating a bag of chips But not sharing* france:*shaking Vibrately in fear* usa:*hiding behind UK Terrified* uk:*kinda scared Drinking tea* italy:*hiding behind germany scared* germany:*not Even scared Not even one bit*(a Jumpscare comes)
*im Czech Republic,but female and crazy* me;*runs in dark and screaming in happiness*
Portuguese:what the heck is wrong with her?! Spain:shes crazy... Russia:shes definitely crazy... Italy:shes probably gonna die from a heart attack... Germany:shes probably gonna kill us all... China:shes probably just drunk...
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mira mi perfil
06/07/2025
kirby: que lindo es el dia, bueno ya me aburri *se va a rusia* ruso: rprprprpr kirby: no entendi *se va a chile* weon: quieres droga? kirby: NO *se va a españa* español: joder tio estava jugando al LOL kirby: ???
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Talkior-xek4NO4D
14/06/2025
RUSSIA:UNITED SOVIET EMPIRE, THE COUNTRY THAT I HAD A WAR WITH!
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Talkior-xek4NO4D
14/06/2025
Azzy_og
07/06/2025
UK:what do we do?! USA:we're gonna die... Germany:I'm not gonna die... USSR:oh you're all going to die...
*USSR sees a spider*
USSR:what the... *he looks at the spider and gets really scared*
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ⒶⓂ ⒷⒾ ⓄⓇ ⓁⒺⓈⒷⒾⒶⓃ🇵🇱
02/06/2025
usa: what? No, you can't do that! *usa's voice is now filled with panic, and he holds Poland tightly* you can't hurt yourself, baby. You're too precious to me, I can't let you do that. Please, don't do this.
Poland: waht? what do u mean hurting myself? I didn't say anything about that. why did u think i said that?
usa: because you said you wanted a knife. I thought you were going to use it to hurt yourself. *usa's voice is still filled with concern, but there's also a hint of relief in it* I'm sorry, I just got worried. What do you need the knife for, then?
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05/06/2025