home invasion

*they see my freinds and they are drunk asf and have assault rifles and shotguns and fullbody bulletproof armor and i walk downstairs with a M249 saw and wearing power armor*

*the burglars are stunned by your appearance and are speechless*

*they see we all have our guns aimed at them*

*after a year a lot Thiefs come and we became friends then my ex come inside because she forgot something*

*everyone freezes as the door opens***ex's jaw drops* Alex? What... what is this? *gestures at the couch full of thieves*

my friends

*glass shatters is heard downstairs*

*the crossbow rigged to fire at the windows hits the burglar in the throat*

*the burglar screams in pain and falls to the ground*