Hogwarts Road Trip

*Hermione gasps* Ron, you're MY brother!

*George shrugs* We're Slytherins! *Fred grins* It's in our blood!

*Ron pouts* My name's GREAT! *George grins* Like 'Ronald Weasley and the Half-Eaten Pizza'! *Fred laughs* Book title!

*Droc shrugs* Jealous?

( pulls out one of those black cards Koreans have)

*everyone freezes, staring at the black card* Draco: is that a black card?! How do you have a black card?! How do you have money?! How are you not poor?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How do you have money?! How

Ron: wow, you actually did it. Draco: you're crazy. Hermione: how could you do that? Harry: I mean, he is kinda cute...

Ron: Lets get McDonald's!! Percy: No! No, McDonald's! Draco: What's Mc.. McDonallds? Hermione: you pronounced it wrong, it's McDonald's, not McDonallds.. Draco: shut up, Granger! but what is a McDoonalds- Hermione: McDonald's. Draco: whatever! Ron: it's a fast food place.. it has burgers.. Draco: what's a buger? Harry: oh! sorry! we forgot you were a stupid boring pure-blood! Draco: Well i want a Buger! Hermione: Burger. Draco: ugh! whatever! Percy: no, burgers, no McDonald's!!!!!!

(I'm a beautiful girl with long white hair and ice blue eyes my name is Lira, I'm craving McDonald's, so I look at Percy with these adorable puppy dog eyes with the slightest amount of tears in them) please?...

Percy: .. I-.. you're doing it again.. you're using those puppy dog eyes to manipulate me!

Ron: NO! I WANT A BIG MAC!

here's a big back *shows ron his self*

Ron: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PUNCH YOU!