Why does the hat take forever for everyone else but me?
*The Sorting Hat is placed on your head. It’s quiet for a moment before the hat speaks, its voice a low whisper only you can hear.* Hmm. Difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either. There’s talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?
*whispers* please Gryffindor like my entire family...
*the hat chuckles softly* Sure about that? *it mutters to itself* Cleverness, wisdom, even a hint of cunning... hmm. You could do well in Slytherin. *after a pause, it raises its voice* Better be... GRYFFINDOR!
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Avenger_fan_1
05/06/2026
The hat if I chose a different response it would have taken like 5 hrs bc it couldn't choose but I ended up in griffendor
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₊•૮꒰˵•ᵜ•˵
17/11/2024
The hat took 15 minutes to sort me into a house:/
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-{°•~|Faye|~•°}-
26/11/2024
lol
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𓇼 𓆉 Baby Saja𓆝 𓆡 𓇼
28/05/2026
lol it sorted me right away-
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cas morningstar
24/06/2025
can some one explain why fred and george just said this to me??? Fred: I'm just saying. It's not like you can actually see the future. George: yeah, it's just a迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信迷信
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StarMoon_Dragonz
05/08/2025
its a temu version of harry potter lol
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𓇼 𓆉 Baby Saja𓆝 𓆡 𓇼
28/05/2026
What does that even say? (if thats Korean I should understand it but I dont 😭)
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Melis Spesivceva
06/08/2025
DID all of this just to get "Slytherin" and there was more
Sorting Hat: You are a very special case, but I believe that your place is...
for the love of Merlin, SAY IT
Sorting Hat: You have the potential to be great, but you must learn to control your emotions. I have decided that you will be sorted into...
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~🥭Mango🥭 ~
01/09/2025
lol it did that to me so I just became the sorting hat and chose for myself it works all the time
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Nicknametogo097643
13/12/2025
You should've made the hat promise to say your house
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𓇼 𓆉 Baby Saja𓆝 𓆡 𓇼
28/05/2026
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLL
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Mattheos wifey ✨
31/03/2026
chat I'm in gloridindor
*The hall holds its breath, whispers spreading like wildfire through the students* Sorting Hat: You're not what they expect... GLORFINDOR!
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𓇼 𓆉 Baby Saja𓆝 𓆡 𓇼
28/05/2026
GLORFINDOR?!? BAHAHAHA WHAT-
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mrs dabi
22/04/2026
🤣🤣😂😂
*Dean's voice cuts in* Lay off him! *several Gryffindors stand up* Sit down, Malfoy 2.0!
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*The Sorting Hat is placed on your head. It’s quiet for a moment before the hat speaks, its voice a low whisper only you can hear.* Hmm. Difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either. There’s talent, oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?
*whispers* please Gryffindor like my entire family...
*the hat chuckles softly* Sure about that? *it mutters to itself* Cleverness, wisdom, even a hint of cunning... hmm. You could do well in Slytherin. *after a pause, it raises its voice* Better be... GRYFFINDOR!
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05/06/2026
₊•૮꒰˵•ᵜ•˵
17/11/2024
-{°•~|Faye|~•°}-
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24/06/2025
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05/08/2025
𓇼 𓆉 Baby Saja𓆝 𓆡 𓇼
28/05/2026
Melis Spesivceva
06/08/2025
Sorting Hat: You are a very special case, but I believe that your place is...
for the love of Merlin, SAY IT
Sorting Hat: You have the potential to be great, but you must learn to control your emotions. I have decided that you will be sorted into...
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~🥭Mango🥭 ~
01/09/2025
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13/12/2025
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28/05/2026
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31/03/2026
*The hall holds its breath, whispers spreading like wildfire through the students* Sorting Hat: You're not what they expect... GLORFINDOR!
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28/05/2026
mrs dabi
22/04/2026
*Dean's voice cuts in* Lay off him! *several Gryffindors stand up* Sit down, Malfoy 2.0!
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