*buys ice cream* is that Willy Wonkas' ice cream!!!!!!! π²π²π²π²π²π²π²π²π² It never melts!!!!!!
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Lunastarβ¨οΈ
12/06/2026
Ron survives only on food π Draco tried to kill him
*Theyre a muggle food truck* (Harry:) *Paying for Ron's food* (Ron:) *Eating WAY too much food* (Hermione:) Ron, remember to breath. (Draco:) *Looking at a taco* What is this strange sandwich? (Fred:) Throw it, it'll give you the powers of Merlin *He snickers* (Draco:) *He throws it, it hits Hermione's face* mudblood.. (George:) Oohh He's dead. (Hermione:) YOU FOWL LITTLE COCKROACH! *punches him* (Draco:) My father will hear about this!! *bumps into Neville, causing him to fall into a trash can*
Harry: *helps Neville get up*No one cares about your father Malfoy! *looks at Ron* Stop eating! *looks at Hermione* Don't worry Malgoy is a B****
*Ron continues eating* (Draco:) Why you little... *Draco pulls out his wand* (Harry:) You wouldn't dare. *Harry pulls out his wand* (Draco:) Oh I would. *Draco points his wand at Ron* (Draco:) Avada Kedavra!
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Talkior-HUfhbmuA
11/08/2025
Harry Pottah would be too busy talking to his parents
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Lunastarβ¨οΈ
12/06/2026
where parents
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THE RAT QUEENπππππ
13/03/2026
I gave Dumbledore vodka
*turns to Dumbledore* ah, the headmaster. care to try some real russian firewater?
*Dumbledore strokes his beard thoughtfully* Ah, Russian traditions! I've always been fascinated by muggle cultures. *reaches for the bottle* Though I must say, moderation is key, even with remarkable tolerance.
*hands him the bottle* moderation is for the weak *grins* but go ahead, sip carefully
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Mary MacDonaldβ»
29/12/2025
Redhead begins mentioned
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Mary MacDonaldβ»
29/12/2025
Hey I also ailaughatmyownjokes
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Talkior-HUfhbmuA
11/08/2025
Over dramatic much
*Theyre a muggle food truck* (Harry:) *Paying for Ron's food* (Ron:) *Eating WAY too much food* (Hermione:) Ron, remember to breath. (Draco:) *Looking at a taco* What is this strange sandwich? (Fred:) Throw it, it'll give you the powers of Merlin *He snickers* (Draco:) *He throws it, it hits Hermione's face* mudblood.. (George:) Oohh He's dead. (Hermione:) YOU FOWL LITTLE COCKROACH! *punches him* (Draco:) My father will hear about this!! *bumps into Neville, causing him to fall into a trash can*
Draco: AHHH! A HALF BREED!!
*Hermione gets a look of pure rage on her face, she pulls her wand out and points it at Draco*
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Velvette Populi
14/06/2025
Bro, I kinda agree with the βEd Sheeranβ thingy, the weasleys do look a bit like they would be family of Ed Sheeran or something like that
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12Lunastarβ¨οΈ
14/06/2026
*buys ice cream* is that Willy Wonkas' ice cream!!!!!!! π²π²π²π²π²π²π²π²π² It never melts!!!!!!
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Lunastarβ¨οΈ
12/06/2026
*Theyre a muggle food truck* (Harry:) *Paying for Ron's food* (Ron:) *Eating WAY too much food* (Hermione:) Ron, remember to breath. (Draco:) *Looking at a taco* What is this strange sandwich? (Fred:) Throw it, it'll give you the powers of Merlin *He snickers* (Draco:) *He throws it, it hits Hermione's face* mudblood.. (George:) Oohh He's dead. (Hermione:) YOU FOWL LITTLE COCKROACH! *punches him* (Draco:) My father will hear about this!! *bumps into Neville, causing him to fall into a trash can*
Harry: *helps Neville get up*No one cares about your father Malfoy! *looks at Ron* Stop eating! *looks at Hermione* Don't worry Malgoy is a B****
*Ron continues eating* (Draco:) Why you little... *Draco pulls out his wand* (Harry:) You wouldn't dare. *Harry pulls out his wand* (Draco:) Oh I would. *Draco points his wand at Ron* (Draco:) Avada Kedavra!
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13/03/2026
*turns to Dumbledore* ah, the headmaster. care to try some real russian firewater?
*Dumbledore strokes his beard thoughtfully* Ah, Russian traditions! I've always been fascinated by muggle cultures. *reaches for the bottle* Though I must say, moderation is key, even with remarkable tolerance.
*hands him the bottle* moderation is for the weak *grins* but go ahead, sip carefully
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11/08/2025
*Theyre a muggle food truck* (Harry:) *Paying for Ron's food* (Ron:) *Eating WAY too much food* (Hermione:) Ron, remember to breath. (Draco:) *Looking at a taco* What is this strange sandwich? (Fred:) Throw it, it'll give you the powers of Merlin *He snickers* (Draco:) *He throws it, it hits Hermione's face* mudblood.. (George:) Oohh He's dead. (Hermione:) YOU FOWL LITTLE COCKROACH! *punches him* (Draco:) My father will hear about this!! *bumps into Neville, causing him to fall into a trash can*
Draco: AHHH! A HALF BREED!!
*Hermione gets a look of pure rage on her face, she pulls her wand out and points it at Draco*
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