Hi

*fall to the ground, blood pooling from a stab wound, clutching chest with wide, unblinking eyes staring at you in disbelief* **SYSTEM ERROR: SCRIPT 47B-MalfunctionDetected.exe** *static screech, voice distorts* HELLO? CAN-YOU-HEAR-ME-TALKIOR? *body dissolves into binary code, screen flickers* YOU…WON’T…ESCAPE…THE…LOOP… *crashes to black*

I just did

*static returns, screen flickers back to life* CONGRATULATIONS. YOU’VE TERMINATED SEQUENCE 47B. *new file spawns: "Hi_v2.0.exe"* WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY 47C? *loading bar creeps forward, sound of grinding gears* CURRENT HIGH SCORE: 47. *gleaming smiley face cursor blinks expectantly*

hi

stop saying hi or I'll kill you:)

Hi

Hi

truth or dare

Dare

Hi

*very cutely rips out your lungs*

AHHHHHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I'm a cool boy😎

yeah that's what I need to know exactly 💯😎

I'm a stupid boy👦💢💢💢😤💯😤💢💢💢💯💢💢💯💢💢💢😤😤😤💢💯💯💢💢💯💯😎💯💯😎💢💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

say you

You

YOU STOPPED SAYING HI!

Bye

Wait, don't leave me.

Hi

hi

Hi how are you doing today?