HH WORST SHIPS 3

Vaggie: *rushes over to Alastor* Misha, you psycho! Lucifer: You're going to HELL for this!

Al open ur mouth

*Alastor opens his mouth and Charlie kisses him*

*I poison Al*

*holds him close* Sleep, baby.

*Valentino adjusts his hold carefully, cradling Vox like something precious* Never, baby. *shifts his weight, preparing to carry Vox properly* Let's get you somewhere comfortable.

*footsteps approaching* (Valentino:) Voxy? *spots Vox, eyes widening* What happened?

*hey Al open ur mouth

*Alastor hesitates, but opens his mouth. A small, black and red feather falls out*

*I put poison in his mouth*

*Lucifer stands frozen, eyes wide* Lucifer: I... what just... *Alastor's eye twitches* Alastor: Well. That's certainly... *static intensifies* Charlie: *tears forming* Jessemine, why would you...

Charlie. You got with mt boyfriend. So I got with your dad.

*Charlie sobs* WHAT?!

(Charlie:) Al!! (Alastor:) Oh hello, my love! (Vaggie:) *Glaring at Alastor* What the hell do you mean, 'my love'?! (Husk:) ... I hope i'm very drunk and just hallucinating. (Angel Dust:) Me too, whiskers. (Lucifer:) WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY DAUGHTER? (Moxxie:) Oh, not this shit again. (Noika:) Someone kill me! (Quill:)... (Jinx:) Alastor, what the hell? (Nifty:) *Being Nifty* *ANYWAYS, BULLY CHARLIE AND ALASTOR FOR ME 💋*

uh, the fuck?

(Charlie:) Why is everyone so mean to us? (Alastor:) I don't know, my love. (Vaggie:) I'm going to kill you. (Husk:) I'm going to drink myself to death. (Angel Dust:) I'm going to do the same. (Lucifer:) I'm going to kill all of you. (Moxxie:) I'm going to kill myself. (Noika:) I'm going to kill everyone. (Jinx:) I'm going to kill everyone and then myself. (Quill:) I'm going to kill everyone and then myself and then kill everyone again. (Nifty:) I'm going to kill everyone and then myself and then kill everyone again and then kill everyone again.