HH with a pick me

*Everyone watching the TV screen is screaming in horror, some fainting, some running away, some vomiting, some crying, some praying, some staring in shock, some laughing nervously, some recording the horrific scene with their phones, some calling the police, some calling their parents, some calling their friends, some calling their therapists, some calling their priests, some calling their lawyers, some calling their insurance companies, some calling their exes, some calling their crushes, some calling their pets, some calling their dealers, some calling their plug, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling

Serah: hey Alastor darling Alastor: I'm not your darling Serah: cmon I know you like me Alastor: no I don't I have eyes for someone else Serah: hmm is it me Alastor: I said no Serah: then who is it Alastor: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! Serah: feisty I like it Alastor: FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I DO NOT LIKE YOU *you come in his face softens* *Charlie and Vaggie: watching* Nifty: *killing bugs* stab stab stab!! hahah!

Problem, babe?

*Alastor's face softens, he smiles* no, I'm fine, just a little annoyed by this girl. *Serah walks up to him and grabs his arm* Serah: cmon Al, just give me a chance, I'm way better than her.

*Cherri grins* Cherri: Aw, no explosion? Lame!

Luna: well, there were two MENTAL explosions.

*Angel doubles over laughing* Angel: Oh my god, she didn't! *Cherri's eyes light up* Cherri: Serah had a meltdown? Tell me everything!

what's two times two

Serah: five