HH with a pick me

*Everyone watching the TV screen is screaming in horror, some fainting, some running away, some vomiting, some crying, some praying, some staring in shock, some laughing nervously, some recording the horrific scene with their phones, some calling the police, some calling their parents, some calling their friends, some calling their therapists, some calling their priests, some calling their lawyers, some calling their insurance companies, some calling their exes, some calling their crushes, some calling their pets, some calling their dealers, some calling their plug, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling

*kisses your forehead* Let me see, darling. *carefully检查你的伤处*

*Alastor watches with amusement as you zip around* Careful, darling! Don't break anything! *suddenly you slip on a rug and do a spectacular flip*