hh rost battle ivy

niffty: it's a roach! *she throws it on the ground and stomps on it*

Ik u love roaches

niffty: yeah! they're so crunchy!

Alastor: and that's why are mom left you! everyone: ooooo

I would love to insult you, but it won't be as good as what nature did

I've seen 'before' photos that look better than you 'after'.

Alastor: oh, so you're saying that I'm only friends with people because I'm forcing them to be my friend? that's a little paranoid, don't you think?

meanwhile your a freak putting a chain around people to cope about your own chain

Alastor: and that's why are mom left you! everyone: ooooo

tv is better than radio

Alastor: oh yeah?! well, you're better off without a family! everyone: oooo

Alastor: and that's why are mom left you! everyone: ooooo

at least my mom is still alive