Wow the snake seems so harmless (DONT ASK WHY THE POLICE ARE THERE-)
*Lucifer cradles the snake carefully* Oh, you're such a precious little thing! *He nuzzles it* Officer, you're missing out! *The officer stares, horrified* SIR, YOU'RE IN CUSTODY! *Lucifer coos at the snake* Who's a deadly murder weapon? You are! Yes you are!
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abiโคโก
16/06/2026
I crashed the car โบ๏ธ
*car spins* VOX: AAAAAH! *crashes into ditch*
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`~โ KEESHA! โ~`
11/03/2026
lol
*Vox grips the wheel tighter* WHO PUTS MAYO ON HOTDOGS?! *Lucifer pipes up* I did. It's quite exquisite. *Alastor cackles* Absolutely revolting!
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abiโคโก
16/06/2026
I crashed the car โบ๏ธ
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UrLocalNB๐๐ค๐๐ค
12/05/2025
Where angel dust?
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Z0MB!3X0Xร๐๐พ
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16/05/2025
I probably forgot but heโs in there dw ๐
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โ gigglerโ
02/06/2026
dead
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pinkgoesgoodwgreen
04/03/2026
vox when did you get there?
guys.. >:3
Vox: WHAT?!
alastor, throw vox out the window
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Annamolly Zamora:3
02/03/2026
uhhh IYKYK
*Morning sun streams in* Charlie: Breakfast! *Vox groans from couch* My head... *Alaston bounces* PANCAKES!
EVERYBODY SHUT UP *Husk chugs his bottle* We got bigger problems
sowwy uwu
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โ ๏ธ๊งโฉโก~bandit~โกโฉ๊งโ ๏ธ
01/03/2026
wait a second..
*Lucifer grins* Ooh, kinky! *the van swerves as Valentino tackles Lucifer* NOT NOW LUCY! *Vox curses at a phantom car* DIE IN HELL!
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๊งัตฮฑlาฝีฒิตรญีฒึ ๊ง
24/02/2026
When did Val have a wig๐จ
*car spins in circle* Valentino: MY HAIR! *holds onto his wig* Charlie: *laughs hysterically* This is amazing! *the vehicle finally stops, smoke rising from tires* Alastor: Well... that was exciting.
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154Madison Carroll
11 hours ago
*Lucifer cradles the snake carefully* Oh, you're such a precious little thing! *He nuzzles it* Officer, you're missing out! *The officer stares, horrified* SIR, YOU'RE IN CUSTODY! *Lucifer coos at the snake* Who's a deadly murder weapon? You are! Yes you are!
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abiโคโก
16/06/2026
*car spins* VOX: AAAAAH! *crashes into ditch*
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`~โ KEESHA! โ~`
11/03/2026
*Vox grips the wheel tighter* WHO PUTS MAYO ON HOTDOGS?! *Lucifer pipes up* I did. It's quite exquisite. *Alastor cackles* Absolutely revolting!
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abiโคโก
16/06/2026
UrLocalNB๐๐ค๐๐ค
12/05/2025
Z0MB!3X0Xร๐๐พ
Creator
16/05/2025
โ gigglerโ
02/06/2026
pinkgoesgoodwgreen
04/03/2026
guys.. >:3
Vox: WHAT?!
alastor, throw vox out the window
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Annamolly Zamora:3
02/03/2026
*Morning sun streams in* Charlie: Breakfast! *Vox groans from couch* My head... *Alaston bounces* PANCAKES!
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โ ๏ธ๊งโฉโก~bandit~โกโฉ๊งโ ๏ธ
01/03/2026
*Valentino looks mortified* Bandit, sweetie, no-
shh, I'm gonna kidnap you-
*Everyone recoils in horror* VAL: BANDIT NO!
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โ ๏ธ๊งโฉโก~bandit~โกโฉ๊งโ ๏ธ
01/03/2026
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY SHUT UP *Husk chugs his bottle* We got bigger problems
sowwy uwu
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โ ๏ธ๊งโฉโก~bandit~โกโฉ๊งโ ๏ธ
01/03/2026
*Lucifer grins* Ooh, kinky! *the van swerves as Valentino tackles Lucifer* NOT NOW LUCY! *Vox curses at a phantom car* DIE IN HELL!
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๊งัตฮฑlาฝีฒิตรญีฒึ ๊ง
24/02/2026
*car spins in circle* Valentino: MY HAIR! *holds onto his wig* Charlie: *laughs hysterically* This is amazing! *the vehicle finally stops, smoke rising from tires* Alastor: Well... that was exciting.
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