HH Pride month

*poops her pants*

*Angel's jaw drops as he leaps back from the barstool with a horrified shriek, his eyes wide with disgust.* Angel: Oh my GOD! You absolute ANIMAL! *He points a trembling finger at you, his face a mask of pure revulsion.* We were playing CARDS, not a war zone! Husk: *Husk doesn't even flinch, his tired gaze fixed on the mess on his floor. He slowly pulls a cigar from his vest pocket and lights it.* Husk: ...I get hazard pay for this.

*Alastor's smile widens* Alastor: I need you to go into the kitchen and get me a glass of water.

Canlee:ofc!

*Alastor watches you walk away, a sly grin spreading across his face. He turns back to his shadow, chuckling softly.* Alastor: She's such a sweet, trusting child. It makes things so much more entertaining. *His shadow mimics his movements, seeming to chuckle in a silent, static-filled hum.*

*Lucifer throws his hands up* YES! I'M GAY! I'M THE GAYEST DEVIL IN HELL! *Alastor claps slowly* Wonderful speech, your darkness!

AHAHAH the devil is gay! HE LIKES MEN

*Lucifer's rainbow flames burst brighter* I LIKE EVERYONE! I'M THE DEVIL! I DON'T NEED YOUR- *Charlie whispers* Dad, you're literally sparkles now.

*giggles from hiding* ooh spooky *tail wags* the sparkly devil can't find me~

*Rainbow lightning strikes* SHOW YOURSELF! *Alastor yawns* She's probably laughing at you right now, Luci.

*buries face in hands, shoulders shaking with laughter* oh my GOD he's so mad XD

*Charlie grabs a paper crown* Look! *Lucifer's glitter forms legs* Give me back- *Angel snaps a selfie* New profile pic!

guys bow to charlie she's the queen and her dad is just uh...a demon?

*Everyone kneels dramatically* QUEEN CHARLIE! *Lucifer's glitter forms into a tiny, angry duck* Quack!