HH omegaverse

*mumbles sleepily* no more red... purple guy was creepier anyway *disappears down the hall*

*Alastor freezes* Purple guy?! *Lucifer laughs* Ouch, that stings. *Charlie blinks* Who?

*Alastor perks up* Cat breeders?! *giggles* Does that mean I get milked? *Lucifer slaps his own forehead* Why do I even try.

That's cows idiot

*Alastor pouts* But I'm lactating with cuteness! *Lucifer grabs his shoulder* That's not how any of this works!

*Husk stops dead* The hell is happening? *Alastor waves* Husk! I'm having a phantom pregnancy! *Husk turns and walks back out* Nope.

Still not a woman *I check my nails like a woman*

*Angel bursts out laughing* You're terrible at checking nails! *Alastor's eye twitches* Stop模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿模仿

*Angel gasps* Baby, you're BRILLIANT! *Alastor sputters* BEST show?! Have you even SEEN Hazbin Hotel?! *Luci facepalms* We're getting off topic again.

*Angel shrugs* Baby, he never left! *giggles* Since Alastor adopted him!