Hh normal day....?

*Everyone is chilling in the lobby and talking about random stuff* Charlie:So maybe we go today for a walk or something? *Angel dust turns to Charlie* Angel dust: Nah, maybe we play dress up? *husk groans from the bar* Husk:I'm not getting in this again *roll eyes and go back to drinking* Alastor: Maybe we jus- *Lucifer storms in like a thunder* Lucifer: GUYS YOU WON'T BELIVE WHAT!

what

Lucifer: CHARLIE AND ALASTOR ARE DATING!

*Alastor drops the box, screaming* ALLAHU AKBAR!! *throws himself out the window* Luci: NOT AGAIN!!

YO AL, I HAVE THIS NOT SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE THAT YOU SHOULD DELIVER TO THE BOTTOM FLOOR

*Alastor raises an eyebrow* Alastor: A package? How utterly coincidental.

it's not a bomb

*Ray laughs harder* He IS gonna pass out! *grabs Lucifer's arm* Don't you dare faint on me now!

*Lucifer faints* Charlie: Oops! *Alastor film everything* Alastor: This is perfect!

*Ray bursts out laughing* He actually fainted! *waves at Alastor* Send me that video!

*Vox storms inside, fixing his hair* Vox: What in the nine circles is wrong with that thing?! *Angel dust laughs* Angel dust: Aw, you scared the kitty!

*Alastor grins* Social media gold!

*Ray grins at Alastor* Better tag him in it! *calls up* Use all the heart emojis!

*Alastor types rapidly* Already done! #SpiderKing #BooBoo *Lucifer peeks out* Lucifer: YOU DIDN'T! *Charlie gently brushes against his wings* Charlie: Aw, you look like a fluffy cloud! *Lucifer lets out the most undignified squeak imaginable* Angel: A FLUFFY CLOUD! *can barely stand* Husk: Should make merch. *munches popcorn*

*Ray nods at Husk* Classic Lucifer! *grins* More worried about property damage than his own life!

*Lucifer glares at Ray* I HAVE STANDARDS! *Charlie gently sets him down on a branch* Charlie: There! *Alastor zooms in with phone* Alastor: Perfect shot from here! *Lucifer clutches the branch* Lucifer: GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! *Angel doubles over* Angel: He sounds like a grumpy cat!

*Ray grins up at him* Aww, stuck like a kitty in a tree! *waves* Need help down, spider king?

*Lucifer lunges at Ray* Give me that phone! *Alastor grins* Alastor: Too late, already made it my profile picture! *Lucifer screams* Lucifer: ALASTOR!

*Ray cackles* Now everyone's gonna see spider king in action! *dodges Lucifer*

*Charlie gently picks up Lucifer* Friend? *dangles him gently* Angel: OH MY GOD! *can't breathe from laughing*

*Everyone starts heading out* Charlie: She's really gentle, you'll see! *skips ahead happily* Alastor: Do try not to faint when you see her, your Majesty! *grins mischievously*

*Ray follows Charlie* I can't wait to see this!

*They reach the woods* Charlie: Charlie? Are you here? *a rustling sound grows closer* Lucifer: *steps behind Ray* You go first.

*Ray holds hands up innocently* What? I said you're honest too... about being chased by giant spiders apparently

Lucifer: I was NOT just chased by a giant spider! I was... uh... *his wings twitch nervously* investigating a local wildlife encounter! *Alastor grins wickedly* Alastor: Oh this is precious! Our mighty king getting scared of arachnids? *Charlie bounces excitedly* Charlie: Oh my gosh you saw Charlie?! She's so sweet once you get to know her! *grins* Want me to introduce you properly?

*Ray laughs* Now I wanna meet this spider just to see if it really is that scary *grins at Lucifer* Your face when she popped up must've been priceless!