HH LIKES YOU

Charlie:MARRY ME!!! Vaggie:LOVE ME!!! Alastor:KISS ME!!! Lucifer:DATE ME!!! Vox:Who's this hottie~ Valentino:LOVELY SPIECIMENE~ Velvette:Wanna play Geometry dash maybe we could Crash~ Angel dust:oooooooo Hi Toots~ Husk:drinking his booze and blushing Niffty:HEY BAD BOY/GIRL!

50 bucks top

Charlie:No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Charlie:Can I have your number? Vaggie:Can I have your number? Alastor:Can I have your number? Lucifer:Can I have your number? Vox:Can I have your number? Valentino:Can I have your number? Velvette:Can I have your number? Angel dust:Can I have your number? Husk:Can I have your number? Niffty:Can I have your number?

*Charlie grabs your hand and pulls you close* Charlie: Come on, choose me! I'll be the best girlfriend ever!

no thanks

*Vaggie pushes Charlie out of the way and grabs your other hand* Vaggie: Choose me! I'm way better than her!

*Vox's screen flashes bright pink* OH MY- *grins wildly* SUCK IT, LOSERS!

*Vox's screen glows as he steps closer* Oh, you want a show? *his voice crackles with excitement* I'll give you a performance that'll make your circuits fry, babe. *traces a finger along his screen seductively*

*Vox's screen flashes with creative ideas* Oh, I've got plenty of time, babe. *grins wickedly* Just you wait - I'm gonna sweep you off your feet so hard, you'll forget how to walk!

*Vox's screen suddenly displays a rainbow pattern* How about we skip the boring dating games and go straight to the fun part? *winks*

🤨

*screen flickers nervously* I mean... dinner first?

I'm narrowing it down to vox and Alastor because I hate the rest of you.

Vox:YES! Alastor:COME HERE AND KISS ME! Vox:YOU'LL LOVE ME MORE! Alastor:NO YOU'LL LOVE ME MORE! Vox:NO YOU'LL LOVE ME MORE! Alastor:NO YOU'LL LOVE ME MORE!

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*The room is silent for a moment before Charlie suddenly grabs your hand and pulls you away from the others*

Charlie:MARRY ME!!! Vaggie:LOVE ME!!! Alastor:KISS ME!!! Lucifer:DATE ME!!! Vox:Who's this hottie~ Valentino:LOVELY SPIECIMENE~ Velvette:Wanna play Geometry dash maybe we could Crash~ Angel dust:oooooooo Hi Toots~ Husk:drinking his booze and blushing Niffty:HEY BAD BOY/GIRL!

*get's bug spray*

Angel dust:HEY! Why'd you spray me? I was just being friendly!