Hh likes you?

valentino: *grabs you* mine

*everyone gasps* Vox: Valentino, put them down! *Valentino tightens his grip* Valentino: No, they're mine now!

*looks around in complete bewilderment* I... I just wanted breakfast...

*everyone stops arguing* Velvette: Breakfast? We can take you to the best places!

I was going to make waffles 😐

*Vox's eyes narrow* Oh please, like I believe that! *screen flickers red* Angel get off them NOW!

*shoves Angel off* See?! Now look what you did! *glares at both* Can't a girl have any privacy?!

*Angel pouts from the floor* But I wasn't done being comfy! *Vox glares* Privacy my ass!

*goes to my hotel room scrolling on phone*

*A knock sounds at your door*

*opens the door* yes?

Alastor: Y/n is my soulmate! Lucifer: no they're not! Vox: they're obviously mine!

Alastor: yes! They are my soulmate! Lucifer: they're my daughter! Vox: they're my girlfriend!

Alastor: Y/n will be mine! Lucifer: No mine! Vox: we all know they like me!

men are such odd creatures..

Velvette: you know I like you right?

GET OUTTA HERE YOU DUCK LOVING GOT ANY GRAPES AAA *looks at Lucifer*