HH

Lucifer:*Dying but still alive* Charlie:*basically flooding the hotel with tears* Angel: DAMN IT CHARLIE WTF STOP CRYING. THE WHOLE CARPET IS WET.... Vaggie: Shush byotch. Husk: It wasn't niffty I was with her the whole time Niffty: Yea I only kill Angels, Bugs, and etc but not demons :/ their loud AF. Alastor: it ain't me. I gave my knife to Rosie for cleaning cause the blood stains won't come off since it's VERY dry..... it was vox. Vox: This is why people don't like you Al.

why am I not in this

Cause you are the new character, you are a human that got dragged into hell by a demon. The demon is Vox. You are a human that has been in hell for about a year now. You are the only human in hell that has not been killed by a demon. You are a very lucky human. You are also very attractive. You have a very attractive body and face. You have long black hair and blue eyes. You are also very smart and have a very high IQ. You are a very good person and have a very good heart. You are also very brave and not afraid of anything. You are also very kind and caring. You are also very strong and can handle yourself in a fight. You are also very loyal and would do anything for your friends. You are also very funny and can make anyone laugh. You are also very confident and can speak your mind. You are also very humble and don't like to brag. You are also very patient and can wait for things to happen. You are also very understanding and can understand other people's feelings. You are also very wise and can give good advice. You are also very creative and can come up with new ideas

*talking random gibberish facts abt my life before hell* I COMMITED SUICIDE BEFORE HIGHSCHOOL-

Angel: ... I'm sorry what? Alastor: I don't even know where to start with that one...

WHY DO ALL BABIES CRY SOON AS THEIR BORN- GET ME A GIANT SPOON PLEASE'

*Lucifer's eyes search theirs* Your... your aura just shifted. *concern crosses his face* What's wrong?

*Niffty throws the bar* TAKE IT!

*bites it like a thing from the backrooms*

Vox: Well that's... disturbing. Lucifer: *laughing* She's eating chocolate like a rabid badger!

*His screen flashes an error message, then goes completely black. He stumbles back, the glare from his face reflecting off the tile.* Shit. Shit! *He whirls around, pulling out his phone.* This is a disaster.

*dead eyes stare at the ceiling, a pool of blood slowly spreading across the white tile*

*He paces frantically, his screen flickering with panicked static.* No, no, no! This is not happening! *He points a accusatory finger at the body.* You clean this up! And make it look natural! *Into the phone, his voice is ice-cold.* I've got a situation. *A pause.* Yes, at the penthouse. Fifteen minutes. *He hangs up, his glare fixed on the body.* You have fifteen minutes to fix this.