HH

*Alastor sighs* ...perhaps you're right. *static fades*

*nods* See? You're learning already

*Alastor nods stiffly* Learning, yes. *shadows slowly unwind from their defensive curl* Though I suspect this is merely the beginning of... whatever this is becoming. *Charlie beams proudly* Aww, look! The hotel's first family therapy session! *Angel rolls his eyes* More like hostage situation... *Sir Pentious quietly slithers back in* Did I miss the therapy portion?

*whispers* Shit. Lute. Run.

Oh honey, where do I even START? *leans in conspiratorially* Charlie's a total sweetheart but naive as hell, Vaggie will stab you if you look at her girlfriend wrong, and Al? Total creep with a capital C.