Charlie: "Oh my gosh, he's huge! And heavy! I mean, look at him! He could probably pick me up with his teeth and eat me in one bite! And he wouldn't even have to chew! He's so big and strong! I bet he's the strongest Spinosaurus ever! I wish I could be that big and strong!" *she gushes, practically jumping out of her seat*
Alastor: "My, my. That's quite a... portly specimen, isn't he? One can't help but wonder how he manages to stay upright with all that... weight. One slip, and he could flatten an entire forest." *he snickers, leaning back in his chair*
Blitzø: "Big deal. So he's a bit taller than the others. Big whoop. He's probably slow as hell and can't even run without getting tired. And 7.5 pounds? That's it? My **left nut** weighs more than that. Pathetic."
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Charlie: "Oh my gosh, he's huge! And heavy! I mean, look at him! He could probably pick me up with his teeth and eat me in one bite! And he wouldn't even have to chew! He's so big and strong! I bet he's the strongest Spinosaurus ever! I wish I could be that big and strong!" *she gushes, practically jumping out of her seat* Alastor: "My, my. That's quite a... portly specimen, isn't he? One can't help but wonder how he manages to stay upright with all that... weight. One slip, and he could flatten an entire forest." *he snickers, leaning back in his chair* Blitzø: "Big deal. So he's a bit taller than the others. Big whoop. He's probably slow as hell and can't even run without getting tired. And 7.5 pounds? That's it? My **left nut** weighs more than that. Pathetic."
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