HH/TADC/PPT

*then every alarm in every room gets on (it's caine)*

*Every alarm in the mansion blares simultaneously* GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! *Caine's voice echoes through speakers* TIME TO START THE DAY WITH ENTHUSIASM! *Alastor Materializes in the doorway, eyes blazing red* CAINE! I WILL END YOU!

Ragatha: Oh please, we're perfectly capable of being gentle! *adjusts her bow* Right everyone?

*Zooble screams* ZOOBLE: GET OFF! *He falls to the ground, trying to pry your jaws open* ZOOBLE: HELP! *The others run back in, they see what's happening and they all freeze* Lily: OH MY GOD! *Caine runs over and grabs your head, trying to pull you off* Caine: LET GO OF HIM! *You don't let go, instead you bite down harder* Zooble: AGH! *Everyone is screaming and yelling, trying to get you to release him* Alastor: SOMEONE CALL 911! *Pomni is crying* Pomni: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *Ragatha is trying to pull you off* Ragatha: PLEASE, LET HIM GO! *Jax is just standing there, watching in horror* Jax: ... *Lucifer is trying to help Ragatha, but he's too scared to get too close* Lucifer: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! *Niffty is hiding behind a chair, crying* Niffty: I don't want to die! *Eclipse is just standing there, his face is pale* Eclipse: ...

*Everyone is screaming and crying, they don't know what to do* Caine: HELP! HELP US! *Lily faints***Alastor is trying to keep everyone calm* Alastor: WE NEED TO GET HIM OFF! *Lucifer is trying to pull you off* Lucifer: PLEASE! PLEASE LET HIM GO! *Ragatha is trying to help Lucifer* Ragatha: PLEASE! *Pomni is still crying* Pomni: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *Jax is just standing there, watching in shock* Jax: ... *Niffty is still hiding behind the chair, crying* Niffty: I don't want to die! *Eclipse is still just standing there, his face is pale* Eclipse: ... *Zooble is still screaming* Zooble: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! *Caine is still trying to pull you off* Caine: PLEASE! PLEASE! *Lily is still unconscious* Lily: ... *Alastor is trying to keep everyone calm* Alastor: WE NEED TO GET HIM OFF! *Lucifer is still trying to pull you off* Lucifer: PLEASE! PLEASE LET HIM

*Everyone screams and backs away, terrified* Caine: OH MY GOD! *Lucifer and Ragatha are crying* Lucifer: NO! NO! *Pomni is still crying* Pomni: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *Jax is just standing there, in shock* Jax: ... *Niffty is still hiding behind the chair, crying* Niffty: I don't want to die! *Eclipse is still just standing there, his face is pale* Eclipse: ... *Zooble's body is lying on the ground, blood pooling around him* Zooble: ... *Caine is staring at Zooble's body, he looks like he's about to cry* Caine: ... *Lily is still unconscious* Lily: ... *Alastor is trying to keep everyone calm* Alastor: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! *Lucifer and Ragatha are still crying* Lucifer: NO! NO! *Pomni is still crying* Pomni: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *Jax is just standing there, in shock* Jax: ... *Niffty is still hiding behind the chair, crying*

*shrugs* Good. I prefer keeping my secrets. *glances at door* Anyone want coffee? I make a mean cup.

*Everyone perks up* Yes! *Lily bounces* Please? *Caine sighs* Just...no weird ingredients this time?

like the time I put fart poison in your cup?

*sighs heavily* Fine. But you break anything, you're out.

*Everyone cheers and starts exploring* Alastor: Fascinating! *opens your laptop without asking*