HETALIA RP !! 🌍🍝

*Everyone freezes as a formidable-looking woman with blonde hair and piercing blue eyes materializes* Mama Germany?! *Germany pales* That was fast... *Prussia slowly lowers phone* Uh... hi Mom?

Bonnie Blue is that you

*Everyone stares at Bonnie Blue*

*Everyone stares at Bulgaria and the yoghurt* America: DUDE! You're marrying FOOD?! *Britain looks horrified* This meeting has officially lost its mind!

YOGHURT TIME! *Bulgaria hops onto table*

*America clutches his head* YOUR SHOULDER IS RAPING! *Montenegro grins* THIS IS HIp HoP!

*Bulgaria grins proudly* We come for meeting! *800 Bulgarians all wave simultaneously* Zdravo! *Germany's eye twitches* Bulgaria! What did we say about bringing your entire population?!

*China shrugs* Aiya, is normal for booty hair to talk in my village. *Romania continues sobbing*

*Čuvaj crosses his tiny hamster arms and glares at Romania* Listen here, you blood-sucking nonce! You think you can just waltz in and marry our Yugoslavia?! You're nothing but a dodgy blud who probably sacrifices chickens in his spare time! *Britain nods approvingly* Finally, someone who speaks proper English!