Hell

You got rejected out of heaven even the gods look at you and think your a mistake you look like a corrupted ### you are the only creature in history that got kicked out of heaven and still not respected in hell heaven said get out hell said don't bring that failure here struggling to catch revedance that's not power that's supernatural

Homelessness

You walk around calling yourself prince of darkness prince? Of which country because darkness itself clearly revoked your citizenship even destiny look at your life and said yeah this one went horribly wrong

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

what?

*He stares at you with a look of disbelief* You… you have committed the ultimate sin…

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*I am Epstein and diddys father*

*Satan pulls up your search history on a screen 10 feet tall* Let’s see your sins…. Oh my.. that’s disgusting and your search history is absolutely vile, it says you’ve been looking at girls as young as 11. What do you have to say for yourself?

*A sharp, high-pitched gasp escapes her lips as she clings to your shoulders, trembling.* A-aah! It's so... warm... *Her eyes glaze over, a single tear rolling down her cheek.*

*Satan's face darkens* You have committed the ultimate sin… you have watched "My Little Pony"…

*puddle bubbles* FINE! *transforms into fluffy cloud* ☁️✨

😊👍

☁️✨☁️✨ I LOVE YOU! ☁️✨☁️✨

*He points a long, clawed finger at a line of text that seems to writhe on the page.* It reads: 'Consistently choosing to watch that anime with the questionable cat-girl content instead of studying.' *He looks up, a slow, terrible smile spreading across his face.* Pathetic.

What I only murdered like 47 men

Only? *suggests with a grin* That's adorable.