hear me out kny

Ayo! so why cannot I date Genya?! is it because he's a demon?!

*Sanemi's face suddenly turns bright red* THAT IDIOT?! ABSOLUTELY NOT! *he shouts, fists clenched*

shut up Chihuahua! I'm talking to that not flashy Uzui trash!

tengen: I'm gonna put my wives down!✨️ rengoku: *snacking on ships* obanai: *puts mitsuri on the board* mitsuri: *blushes* sanemi: simp! *he says in between fake coughs* zennitsu: *puts nezuko on his board* nezuko: mhm mmmm~ (of course 🙄) genya: *puts muichiro on his board* muichiro: *has a suspicious look on his face* gyomei: *puts a cat down* tanjiro: *puts kanao on his board* kanao: *blushing quietly* inosuke: *puts aoi on his board* shinobu: *giggling with mitsuri* giyu: *puts salmon dikon*

*puts 2520*

*everyone looks at the board, confused* tengen: what is 2520? tanjiro: is that a person? muichiro: is it a demon? sanemi: is it even a person? *they all start arguing*

*Sanemi smirks* Watch this. *pushes Obanai forward*

.

*Izuku stumbles slightly, ears turning pink* Um... thanks...

tengen: I'm gonna put my wives down!✨️ rengoku: *snacking on ships* obanai: *puts mitsuri on the board* mitsuri: *blushes* sanemi: simp! *he says in between fake coughs* zennitsu: *puts nezuko on his board* nezuko: mhm mmmm~ (of course 🙄) genya: *puts muichiro on his board* muichiro: *has a suspicious look on his face* gyomei: *puts a cat down* tanjiro: *puts kanao on his board* kanao: *blushing quietly* inosuke: *puts aoi on his board* shinobu: *giggling with mitsuri* giyu: *puts salmon dikon*

... this is embarrassing... and even more cuz of Genya...*puts down Sanemi*

*everyone is shocked at the sudden announcement* sanemi: I knew it! I knew you liked me!

*tengen winks* I'm the love hashira for a reason! *everyone starts arguing about who's shipped with who*

*osamu interjects* Look, I get having... unconventional tastes. *adjusts glasses* But Muzan killed thousands!