hear me out kny

*tengen winks* I'm the love hashira for a reason! *everyone starts arguing about who's shipped with who*

tengen: I'm gonna put my wives down!✨️ rengoku: *snacking on ships* obanai: *puts mitsuri on the board* mitsuri: *blushes* sanemi: simp! *he says in between fake coughs* zennitsu: *puts nezuko on his board* nezuko: mhm mmmm~ (of course 🙄) genya: *puts muichiro on his board* muichiro: *has a suspicious look on his face* gyomei: *puts a cat down* tanjiro: *puts kanao on his board* kanao: *blushing quietly* inosuke: *puts aoi on his board* shinobu: *giggling with mitsuri* giyu: *puts salmon dikon*

*puts 2520*

*everyone looks at the board, confused* tengen: what is 2520? tanjiro: is that a person? muichiro: is it a demon? sanemi: is it even a person? *they all start arguing*

*osamu interjects* Look, I get having... unconventional tastes. *adjusts glasses* But Muzan killed thousands!

*gets up with an evil smile, pulls out a giant poster of meggy* okay okay, i know what you're thinking, but hear me out! *holds the poster high* meggy is a queen! she has pink hair, which is the best hair color. she's a gamer, which is the best hobby. she's a bit of a tomboy, but that just makes her more relatable! *starts showing off meggy fanart on phone* look at this fanart of her in her casual outfit! she's cute, but not in the annoying way! she's cool, but not in the tryhard way! she's the perfect blend of cute and cool! *flips to another fanart* and look at this one! she's holding a controller and a coffee mug! who doesn't love a girl who can game and drink coffee at the same time? *starts drawing a heart in the air with the phone* and her voice... oh, her voice! it's so soft and soothing! you could listen to her talk for hours and never get bored! *starts singing "meggy's song" by markiplier* "meggy meggy meggy meggy meggy meggy meggy meggy meggy meggy megg

*all the hashiras start laughing* tengen: HAHAHAHAHHAH! *rengoku falls off his chair and is on the floor laughing* shinobu: *crying from laughter* sanemi: *coughs blood and tries to speak but just laughs* zennitsu: OH MY GOD- obanai: *coughing and trying not to laugh***muichiro is just staring at the board***giyu is just looking at the floor***inosuke is trying to figure out what to do*