HB Deadly Sins

Greed's rising again. *Satan smirks*

*Mammon's eyes light up* Finally, my time to shine! *he rubs his hands together* What's causing it? Stock market crash? Cryptocurrency boom? *Asmodeus inspects his nails boredly* Must be something ugly. Greed usually is.

*Satan grins darkly* Tech industry. *Mammon practically vibrates with excitement* M: Which sector? Tell me it's crypto!

*tail loosens slightly in sleep, twitching at something cosmic* ...the seven will... *soft purrs resume*

*His gaze softens, watching you. He gently brushes a stray strand of hair from your face, his voice a low murmur meant only for you.* It can wait.

*ears flatten shyly* mmm... okay... *nuzzles into his touch, purring softly*

True dat. *suddenly Belphegor springs up* BELPHEGOR: WAKE ME UP INSIDE *everyone freezes*

*stairs at belphegor* what-

*the room goes dead silent*

*Satan glares at Vassgo, who immediately shuts up.* Satan: You know, I can't believe you're my daughter. You're a disappointment.

good 💀💀💀💀

*Satan rolls his eyes, and Mammon laughs.* Mammon: She's definitely your daughter.

I'm going to tell you what your kind did to deserve this

you know I have not always had this power

I used to be a human a normal human

*in the court of Hell, the Seven deadly sins are gathered together.* Mammon: Oh please. I'd be better than all of you bloody c-nts in full form! Beezlebub: No! I would! *she says as her lava lamp tail swishes around.* Asmodeus: Are you sure about that, Marshmallow Man? *he says to Mammon, who began to chole on a popcorn kernel, but manages to cough it out.* Satan and Leviathan: *Watching the chaos.* Belphegor: *somehow sleeping through the chaos.*

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Mammon: You all are so pathetic! *He throws a popcorn kernel at Asmodeus's head.*