Hazbin Hotel

*The hallway is filled with glitter and feathers. Niffty's tiny form darts around, scrubbing furiously at something* NIFTY: I said DON'T MOVE! *Sir Pentious is taped to the wall, covered in cleaning products* NIFTY: You're SO hard to polish! *Angel bursts into laughter* ANGEL: Oh this is PRICELESS!

*Niffty stops scrubbing to look up* NIFTY: Three hours! He's finally shiny enough for the- *SLAM* *The door flies open* HUSK: WHAT THE HELL IS- *sees Sir Pentious* ...oh. *Angel doubles over laughing* ANGEL: Three HOURS?! *Niffty beams proudly* NIFTY: And he's not even DONE yet!

*Angel yeets himself down the stairs*

*Adam's eyes flash with golden light* Behold! The power of- *He stumbles over his own feet, crashing into a trash can with a loud clatter*

*Angel clutches chest* I took a FIRST AID class! *He grins wickedly* Once! *Charlie giggles* Angel, you literally set someone on fire during that class. *Angel waves dismissively* Minor detail!

*Angel's voice comes through the door, muffled and dramatic.* "I can be quiet. Watch. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Angel I ate all of the eggs what do I do Velvet: NO THE COUCH IS ON FIREEE

*everybody is cooking and it gone wrong* Charlie: I'M STUCK IN THE OVEN sir pentious: *getting pulled into sex room* HELPP SHE GOT ME Vox: I FORGOT TO BUY THE FRIDGE Valentino: I don't know why everybody's in a rush Cherry bomb: I'M OUT OF BOMBSS

*Angel looks up from where he's painting his nails, eyes widening slightly* Oh, hey there, sugartits. *He blows on his wet nails* Come on in, I guess.

*Sir Pentious suddenly points dramatically* You think YOU know suffering? My grandmother was a vacuum cleaner! *The room falls silent*