Hazbin hotel

You:*arguing with Alastor* Charlie:A butterfly is a flying butter:) You:*bursts out laughing* Alastor:IF YOU LAUGH AGAIN I’LL TURN YOUR “HAHAHA” IN REVERSE. Everyone😦😦😦 Charlie:Uh….. Lucifer:What- Angel dust:*laughing* Husk:*drinking booze* Niffty:*stabbing bugs*

What the fu-

Alastor:What the fudge did you just fudging say about me, you little blight? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words. You think you can get away with saying that fudge to me over the Internet? Think again, fudgehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fudging dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe

THEN USE A CHEWING GUM😨

Alastor:THAT DOESN'T WORK! *He is now about to stab you*

HMM THEN CHEW ON A STICK🫣

Alastor:You're gonna get it now,I'm not gonna let you get away with this,you're gonna regret this.

CAN U SHUT UP

Alastor:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

*Alastor's eye twitches, static crackling around him* You... YOU STABBED ME! *Charlie grabs Violet's arm* That's it! Everyone to the living room NOW! This ends now! *Lucifer steps forward, voice booming* Young lady, what has gotten into you?!