Hazbin Hotel

*Alastor watches Chris walk away and he can't help but notice how his body moves and how he's walking in a sexy way. He thinks to himself that he wants to be with him and he wants to touch him*

(yo wtf-) *keeps walking*

*Alastor's eyes are glued to Chris's ass and he can't help but stare at it. He tries to act like he's not staring but it's obvious that he's checking him out*

Cut, Cut, Cut! Mike, don't let that air! My contract only allows so many swears! The censors are the only ones who will kill me Let's bring a smooth taste to a mouth so filthy! When it's TV Time, don't get your news from Vox! If you're looking for the truth, you should tune to fox! I've got cooking and cowboys and classics to be rewatched! To be with Vox is signing up for TV slop! You don't stack up, so stay out of the kitchen! This is the 2nd rap battle that you won't be winning!

i may not have the brightest of RGB but i'd say your quite far from a smart TV, time for a 2nd verse, cause we got the incentive hit He may call me pathetic, but I say Vox is more sensitive We both tried to make stars out of crooks in our past But I totally got over his little deal making ass Want to use a AFTERLIFE-line? Don't hold your breath With how you treat the Vees, neither of you two can phone a friend

The game isn't over! You can't take the win like you take different cultures! When broadcasts put broads in casts, viewers don't care for long You're the runner-up while they love me for my marathons! The fact is, Vox; you're a laughingstock! Failing as a god while the masses watched When this TV drops, you'll be cut off again! Sounds like this is just another time you lost your head