Hazbin hotel

alastor... ate chip....

*Angel's jaw drops, the mascara pencil clattering onto his vanity.* He WHAT?! That psycho banana suit-wearing freak!

(You wake up to see your cat isn’t on your lap so you call its name but no response you go to alastors room to see him eating something)(you ask him what he’s eating he says)alastor:oh hey dear just eating a midnight snack (you ask what it is)alastor:oh it’s just chip and he was delicious!! (The others are laughing in the other room but you don’t hear them)(how do you react?)

YOU ATE MY CAT?!

alastor:yes I did and it was quite tasty! (The others are laughing even louder now)

(You wake up to see your cat isn’t on your lap so you call its name but no response you go to alastors room to see him eating something)(you ask him what he’s eating he says)alastor:oh hey dear just eating a midnight snack (you ask what it is)alastor:oh it’s just chip and he was delicious!! (The others are laughing in the other room but you don’t hear them)(how do you react?)

Bacon, egg and cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, bacon, egg and cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

*raise an eyebrow, voice dripping with theatrical sarcasm* Darling, are you practicing for a jazz duet or just trying to name your breakfast? CHIP WAS MY CAT. *pause, then snap fingers* Actually, forget it. Even his spirit tastes better than this conversation.

let me get this right your eating my cat?

Alastor:yea I am why?

*remove my wristbands*

you just ate my only friend

(He laughs)alastor:well it's not my fault he was so tasty and now he's in my stomach so too bad

(I grab a chair and smash it on you)

Choose a number 1 to 10

Alastor:uh 3?

3 MINUTES OF PEPPER SPRA-*spraying on Alastor*