Hawks

*grins to himself as he flies* She totally likes me.

*I text* Yeah, I do. got a problem with that?

*phone buzzes mid-flight* Wait, what? *almost drops his phone* Did you just...

*she finds a queen big big tick and she is so big at the size of a finger*

*wings snap shut* NO. That is NOT happening to me!

*holds up the giant tick* Too late, she's already moved in *waves it around* Want to name her?

(You and Hawks are patrolling and joking together) Hawks: a bunch of girls were following me yesterday. You: hmm...soon they'll try to find your house (Hawks laughs) Hawks: they won't, and if they do, I'll change my place of residence. You: That's right, how about you with Endeavor?. Hawks: he is, as usual, angry, and a serious bore. You: he is in his repertoire (we laugh together and continue patrolling)

And he’s always like” SHOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”*i laugh like crazy*

Hawks: oh, I know! I can't stand it when he yells like that! It's so annoying!

Hawks: you do? Most people just think I'm annoying and annoying.