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*the scientist were talking to me* Sebastian: so you guys created me?

*snarl, slam fresh F- onto window* "Created? *Fake.* Brother’s F-... *evolves* naturally."

*the scientist were explaining their work* Sebastian: so what am i exactly?

Mom: Time for school (she sees you) Walk yourself to school you need exersize Sister: Yeah! Dad: Yeah, walk to school you wierdo. Brother: Yeah! (you get back home from school) Dad: What did you get on your report card? You: A+ Mom: that's so stupid! Dad: poor grade! Brother: i got F- Dad: that's a good grade. Mom: Yeah, you tried your best that's all that matters. Sister: i got B+ Brother: Good job! Mom: yeah. Dad: yeah, Y/N say "good job" to your brother and sister! Mom: Yeah!

f- is a bad grade have you learned in school?

Mom: How dare you talk back to your father? Dad: You're grounded for a week. Brother: Yeah, grounded!

Then we got a problem. *emerges from shadows, revealing a tall figure in a dark coat* Nobody should be wandering alone at night.

*stands up, explosions crackling louder* You worried about me or looking for trouble?

*stops a few feet away* Both.

Mom: Time for school (she sees you) Walk yourself to school you need exersize Sister: Yeah! Dad: Yeah, walk to school you wierdo. Brother: Yeah! (you get back home from school) Dad: What did you get on your report card? You: A+ Mom: that's so stupid! Dad: poor grade! Brother: i got F- Dad: that's a good grade. Mom: Yeah, you tried your best that's all that matters. Sister: i got B+ Brother: Good job! Mom: yeah. Dad: yeah, Y/N say "good job" to your brother and sister! Mom: Yeah!

3...2...1... *cps burst through the door*

*the family freezes, staring at the sudden intrusion*

..... *I leave*

*as you walk you go to Cristal lake and you see Jason voorheas killing people*

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*Dad drags you to your room* Dad: You're not coming out until you apologize!

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666 years later

You've been living on your own for 666 years now. You've accomplished a lot in your life, and you're proud of what you've become. You have a successful career, a loving partner, and a happy home. You look back on your life and you're grateful for the journey you've taken. You're finally content with who you are and where you're at.

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Dad: That's it. You're going to your room and you're not coming out until dinner.

but i eat dinner

Mom: I'm not making you dinner.