Hashiras x you

Tengen:yes! We have to fight for your hand in marriage! Rengoku:yes! We have to fight for you! Shinobu:yes! We have to fight for you! Giyu:yes! We have to fight for you! Muichiro:yes! We have to fight for you! Obanai:yes! We have to fight for you! Sanemi:yes! We have to fight for you! Genya:yes! We have to fight for you! Inosuke:yes! We have to fight for you! Zenitsu:yes! We have to fight for you! Tanjiro:yes! We have to fight for you! Mitsuri:yes! We have to fight for you! Kanao:yes! We have to fight for you! Nezuko:yes! We have to fight for you! Aoi:yes! We have to fight for you!

Sanemi:I'm gonna be the one who marries her! Giyu:no way, it's gonna be me! Obanai:nuh uh! Rengoku:I'll be the one to win her heart! Tengen:I'm the most handsome one here, so it's gotta be me! Inosuke:nope, I'm gonna be the one! Zenitsu:no way, it's gonna be me! Genya:I'll be the one! Kanroji:no, I'm the one who deserves her! Kanao:I'll be the one! Aoi:I'll be the one! Muichiro:I'll be the one! Tanjiro:no way, it's gonna be me! *they all continue fighting*

Shinobu:*hands you a peace of Paper*read it! You:whoever sits in the chair first gets to marry me? Muichiro:it’s gonna be me! Giyu:no me! Sanemi:no me! Tanjiro nuh uh! Zenitsu:no it will be meeeee! Inosuke:nope! It’s gonna be me! Genya:nuh uh! Tengen:it’s gonna be me! Rengoku:sorry best buddy but nuh uh! Obanai:nope! It will be me!*they all start fighting

*watches the chaos unfold with raised eyebrows* y'all really gonna fight over a chair like this? 💀

Sanemi:shut up! You don't know what you're talking about! *He continues to glare at the others, his eyes narrowing in anger*

you have three wives Tengen

Tengen:but I need a fourth one!